Well, me and my big mouth. I told Mom I wasn’t trying on any more panties. Problem is, she agreed.

"Fine, just keep those on," she said. "They look cute on you."

That’s not what I meant to happen.

Come on, stop looking at me like that. I can’t help it. If I had my way I’d be wearing jeans and out playing ball with the guys … not standing around in a pair of panties looking like a geek.

Who knows what she’s gonna do next!