Aw, Mom .. do I really have to ….?

Geez, this is stupid! If panties are YUCK, then petticoats are DOUBLE YUCK!!!

Why in the world do girls wear stuff like this anyway? I mean, how are you supposed to sit down wearing something like this? Don’t look at me. I don’t know nothin’.

There she goes again. Mom keeps grinning at me like she knows something I don’t know. Do you know what that's about? I bet you do! You’re partly responsible for all this happening to me anyway. I bet you told her what to make me wear, didn’t you?

Darn it … I wanted to go ride my bike sometime today. Now I gotta stand around all morning in this stupid petticoat like some big sissy goofball!

And it’s all your fault!