Darn it! I hate it when she does this … trying on one pair of panties is bad enough. But two!!!? That’s really embarrassing, especially when you got a mom like mine.

See, Mom likes watching me try on pretty clothes, just like I'm her long lost daughter or something. It's not like I don't already have enough to worry about with my bare bottom hanging out.

I just want to know one thing … how in the world do girls go around like this all the time? I mean, this silk stuff is so thin, it feels like I'm not wearing anything.

I feel so stupid running around like this ….