My mom told me to tell you that you are invited to my recital. Yes, that's right … my dance recital. Yes, I take dance lessons … some tap and mostly ballet. Yes, I know … what a sissy you must think I am.

Hey, it wasn't my idea. It was my mother’s idea, okay?

Just like these stupid panties ….

Anyway, the recital is taking place in a little while, so I have to hurry up and get dressed. Mom said you could stay and help if you want to. I wish you wouldn't, though. Please? It's not like I need help putting on a pair of dumb ol’ panties or something.