Whew! These tights are really a pain to put on. I hate'em! Plus, they make me look like a goof. I mean, look at me … when was the last time you saw a ten year old boy running around looking like this? It's almost as bad as running around in your underwear.

Okay, okay … you're right … it's worse!!! It feels like I'm ain't wearing much of anything. Plus, they make me look like a geek. How do girls go around wearing stuff like this all the time anyway? I’d die if I had to ….

One thing’s for certain … if the guys ever saw me looking like this, I'd have to go live under a rock.