Anyway, I guess all this is partly my own fault … see, when I was little I used to let my cousin Tammy dress me up in her clothes and we’d play "tea party" and dolls and stuff like that together. It was actually kinda fun ‘cause nobody knew. Well, when my Aunt Phyllis found what we were doing, it was pretty bad. Next thing I knew, she was giving my mom all sorts of stupid girls’ hand-me-downs to dress up and play in.

‘Course, that was a long, long time ago. They don’t do stuff like that anymore. Well, not too often ….

Uh-oh … I hear them calling for me. Mom's giggling again. That's not good.

I hope this isn’t what I think it is ….