This is not me.
This is actually a picture I had way too much fun with in photoshop.
If you really want to see the real me, click here.
Odds are you don't care one bit about this site. Odds are you care even less about me. I'm making this page anyway, however, despite your lack of interest. So there!
Aren't I wonderful? If you disagree with me, I think that you aren't very nice and should mend your manners.
So who am I? Well, perhaps you already know... You might have seen me in passing or perhaps you've never seen me before in your life. I don't blame you if you didn't talk to me. I present a very negative light on some things. You wanna make something of it? I'm not a fighter. I'm sure as hell not a lover either. I'm just me.
But who is me, exactly? Well, I'm both a writer and an avid reader of all things strange and interesting. Put some weird-ass foreign words in your title and I'll adore you! Heck, you could even photograph toilets and I'd be impressed.
I'm not a person who adores oblivion like some people with black pages do. Unfortunately, I'm not so supercool as other people, either. Alas, I do not know what I am in other people's eyes. Perhaps they could tell me?
Whether french or spanish or just plain absurd, I hope that you enjoy my site and know that there's no good way to introduce yourself on a single page.
