Hello. If you write something I shall be very grateful. Thank you.
What's your name?
Email
Where are you from?
Homepage Name
Homepage URL?
Would you sell your soul for a million dollars?
What mysterious forces brought you here?
My computer belched and here I am!
From someone else's guestbook
From a seach engine
Through a rip in the space/time continuum
From a friend
From an enemy
The moon told me to go here
Yr Mom
I am a...
deity.
psychopath.
love slave.
gladiator for the forces of good.
Disney villian.
non-human entity.
alien.
fairy.
president of the United States.
member of a terrorist organization.
If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
Red
Green
Blue
Yellow
Viridian
Puke
Magenta
Yr Mom
Do you like cheese?
If I were a devil, I'd be...
a succubus.
an incubus.
a minor demon.
Lucifer.
Bill Clinton.
Marilyn Manson.
Taylor Hanson.
Me!
Yr Mom.
If I were Bill Clinton for one day, I'd....
call for the nearest intern.
declare war on Canada.
blow up congress.
declare high school unconstitutional.
apply for work at a strip club.
kick Al Gore in the nuts.
call for a live conference then moon everyone.
insult Yr Mom.
Say something more! Don't be boring!
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