Ancient Art of Toast This is strictly for the neophyte. Those Initiates in the Way Of The Exquisite Toaster who wish to proseletyze may find this a good site to begin with when attempting to convert the Toastless masses.
Ancient Art of Toast This is strictly for the neophyte. Those Initiates in the Way Of The Exquisite Toaster who wish to proseletyze may find this a good site to begin with when attempting to convert the Toastless masses.
The Toaster Museum Foundation. Mister Toast offers obsequious kudos to these visionaries and predicts that Charlottesville, VA will one day be as Mecca to the Followers of the Way of the Toaster.
Dr. Toast’s Amazing World Of Toast. Amazing indeed. There is more True Toast here than even Mister Toast can shake a stick of butter at.
Jack and Beverly’s Toaster Collectibles This site is a grievous affront to True Toast, in that it is purely materialistic with respect to Toastful Things; "Jack and Beverly" are devoted to the acquisition and possession of toasters as mere collectible items. As though Toasters were just some [choke] things put here for them to ... Mister Toast can barely continue ... a moment, please ... Ahem. Now. Mister Toast notes with with his most fine-pointed and least ink-stained nib that this site makes no mention whatsoever of Toast Itself. This link is included so that True Seekers may be acquainted with Dangerous Heresy.
The Legend of the Waffle Iron is included here in the spirit of ecumenism.
Our Lady Of Toast, Mother Of Toasters "This page maintained by Tracy Aileen Copeland, Walker of the Thousand Paths of Jam, Lioness of the Breakfast Table, Wielder of the Consecrated Butterknife, Toastmistress, Toastmaster General, the Avatar of Toast upon this earthly plane, the Goddess of Toast." Editor's Note: Alas, this shrine is no longer available. It is feared that the Wielder of the Consecrated Butterknife has fallen victim to The Blackened One.
True Seekers will want to know more of the UnToasted way of life. Therefore, wander, if you will, in the wilderness of the Toast-free zone