Welcome, Supplicant! In this place, seekers such as yourself will find much to both slake and sharpen your thirst for understanding of the Way of
The Exquisite Toaster and of its Glorious Mysteries. There is great Toast nourishment for the Mind and Spirit to be had here. For the body, however, you must actually eat some Toast.
We begin with The Word Is Toast, a scriptural meditation written by Brother Peter, a fellow Master of Toast.
Although this is now old news, you should still read the article: Toasters On Exhibit At City Museum, St. Louis
Representing the place of Toast and toasters in contemporary American drama, here is a brief excerpt from the play True West by Sam Shepard.
For the light-entertainment focus of Toast, here are two brief script excerpts from the British television series Red Dwarf. Both feature Talkie Toaster, a futuristic toaster with artificial intelligence. He is, of course, but a pale shadow of the True Exquisite Toaster. Nevertheless, his wisdom is profound and his logic unassailable.
Here are the lyrics to Heywood Banks' sublime song entitled Toast.
You thought, perhaps, that the Algonquin Round Table was silent on the subject of toast? Here to disabuse you of that notion are a few sentences from The Menace Of Buttered Toast by Robert Benchley.
For the scholar, we have The Crux Of Toast, a semiotic analysis of the meaning of Toast in our culture.
This P. S. Mueller cartoon appeared in The New Yorker in March of 2001, proving that Toast is highbrow as well as delicious.
Immerse yourself also in devoted study of these Crispy Links to other followers of the Way of Toast on the Ten-Thousand-Dimensional Web in Heaven and Net on Earth.
Return to the Main Toast Page.
Journey, if you must, to the Toast-free zone.
Questions, comments, observations, free-form beat versifications, manifestos, and philosophical revelations concerning Toast may be directed to [email protected]
No sort of pecuniary remuneration is offered for any of the above, and anyhow, you should be doing it in the spirit of helping to spread the Good Word of Toast, like the Butter on Toast Itself, to your fellowman. However, I would be delighted to make y'all some Toast.
