Froggy's World - 3am Thinking - Full As a Fairy's Phonebook

3am Thinking

Full As a Fairy's Phonebook
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Single people have the best sex stories. It's because they share them with everybody. They slop on the intimate details. We don't ask to hear their stories, but they just can't help it. We all know these people. We see them in the break room at work. They always have a crowd gathered around.

"So there I was, tied to the bed when she brings out the Hoover that cleans both wet and dry. Next night we did it with motor oil smeared all over our bodies. I also love it when she comes into the bedroom with a saddle and a set of jumper cables."

Married people just can't compete with this. What are we going to come back with?

"You know, last night Marge vacuumed in her good robe. When she bent down to get underneath the sofa, I saw her butt. I started to get excited until I realised I could watch Hoss on Bonanza any time!"

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