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Visit the Duffer Web Page at: http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Gym/2175/dufferhome.html |
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April 30, 1999 Reporters Cammi Granato *** Rich Storm Volume V Issue 18 |
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| Best Game of the Year |
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| The hope of hockey card night, produced three full lines for each team. The cameraman had to cancel because he had a shutter freeze up. The Whites had 3 forward lines and 4 defensemen when Alien showed up. He was told to play defense. He was in the offensive corners, passing to the points. It is a good thing that Miller Lite was covering back for him, because Alien was never back until Fred unloaded a plethora of expletives. Klinger went mask to mask with him and gave him a few more pointers. Before the night was through, Alien was actually spotted in the defensive zone. After the game, he plopped himself in Brinks' seat in the locker room. Don was too polite to ask for his seat back, so he changed standing up. |
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Disney has been getting heat for making a movie about a near sighted old coot. It is a good thing that the media isn't allowed on the Duffer Bench. |
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| The game was one of the best of the year. The Whites took a comfortable lead early, on goals by Brinks, Butt Head and Tweedy. Wheezer scored a meaningful goal for the Blues when he converted a Harvey pass to start the Blues comeback. The Blues had 4 meaningless goals that I can't remember. I thought it was because I was getting old, so I asked Tweedy and Tommy Z and they couldn't remember either. So if you want your name in the Duffer News when you score, write your name on a piece of paper and pass it to me at the bar along with a cool Strohs. All I can remember is the Whites had 4 meaningless goals and 2 meaningful goals by Brinks. The Blues also had 4 meaningless goals and they were trailing late in the game when Hit Man scored a meaningful goal through a crowd and past the all leather goalie skates and deer hair pads of Tom the Goalie to tie the game at 4-4 meaningless and 2-2 meaningful. We got to kiss our sister twice. The Blues had a better looking sister. |
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Bowling is Set for May 15th |
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Duffer candle light bowling will take place on May 15th. $20.00 will cover your bowling, Duffer underwear and food. Drinks are on your own. The party starts at 8:00 p.m. when the food arrives. Bowling will begin at 9:30 p.m. Uncle Bob is the first to grab a pair of alleys. Don't forget, same sex couples are permitted. If you need a quality female bowler, Beak's wife can fix you up with a widow bowler. They are sort of mercenary bowlers, going to the highest bidder. |
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Hockey Card Night has been moved to May 7 |
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Duffer Y2K Committee Chairman Rich Storm needs Committee members. |
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Dr. Dawn Arnasious (Suchy) has suggested a Duffer Y2K celebration on December 31, 1999. If you would like to serve on the Duffer Y2K Committee, see Rich Storm. New Years eve falls on Friday this year, so we could have a family and friends open skate. |
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Picnic Committee |
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Hacksaw is working on a date in July, so stay tuned. (Not July 24th) |
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Last week's news can be found at: |
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http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Gym/2175/4-23-99.html |
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| Next week's news can be found at: |
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| http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Gym/2175/5-7-99.html |
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