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April 23, 1999 Reporters Cammi Granato *** Rich Storm Volume V Issue 17
Tweedy Duels The Anvil
Harvey couldn't continue his plethora of scoring, as The Anvil shut him out. It looked like everyone would be shut out as Tweedy and Eddie held both teams scoreless in the first period. The scoring started early in the second period when Berzerk scored on a 2 on 0 to spoil Tweedy's shutout. Dzingle added another when Rich Storm tripped Bob Morgan, then took the puck and set up Dizzy to make it Blues 2, Whites 0. If Aggy was here, she probably would have disallowed the goal, but then again She might have just laughed at the site of 'Mild Mannered Morgan", sprawled on the ice. As soon as Dzingle started "shut out" talk, Thor Miller scored on the off wing, when he one timed a pass from the Hit Man. To make it a 2-1 game. Bob Morgan took a Beak pass at the blue line and blasted it past the Anvil to knot the score. Eddie didn't have a chance as he moved to block the bullet, only to have it ricochet off of the "One Armed Bandit's butt" for an annoying goal.
When I went to check my Sunday E-mail for the latest Rich Storm creation, I got this message, "Rich Storm is on vacation".
The Blues had many chances to take the lead as the Whites gave up one break away after another, but Tweedy was unbelievable in the nets. He stopped a 5 on 0, similar to the infamous "Lake Placid line change", where all 5 defenders jumped over the boards and no replacements came out. In Lake Placid, Stump got a break when the "Lorentian Old Puckers" went off side. The Canadians later admitted that in all of their years of hockey training, they never worked on a 5 on 0. Tommy Z gave the Whites a Meaningless 3-2 lead when he blasted a shot past Eddie in the third period. Brinks clinched the victory for the Whites with a Meaningful goal to give Tweedy and the Whites a pair of victories. They walked off with 2-0 meaningful and 4-2 meaningless wins. It is only fair to point out that the Whites had an unfair advantage because they had more old guys. 9 of their 14 players were "Old meaningful players", while the Blues had only 5 meaningful players.
Don't Miss Hockey Card Night Friday (4/30/99)
Can you name the year and the place that these pictures were taken?
Bowling is Set for May 15th
Duffer candle light bowling will be makeing a comeback at the request of some fun loving people. $20.00 will cover your bowling, Duffer underwear and food. Drinks are on your own. Early indications are that we will have a sell out. Several Duffers have reserved a pair of alleys. There are only 12 alleys so give Beak your deposit. A pair of alleys will hold 12 bowlers. ($240.00) In keeping with our sensitive caring policy of the nineties, same sex couples are permitted. If you can't deal with that, Beak's wife can find you a quality female bowler for the price of admission. They are sort of mercenary bowlers, going to the highest bidder.
(Left) Papa, Frank and the King discuss the upcomming year, (1996) while Duffer GOD, Jeff, tries to master the ice.
Duffer Y2K Committee
Dr. Dawn Arnasious (Suchy) has suggested a Duffer Y2K celebration on December 31, 1999. If you would like to serve on the Duffer Y2K Committee, see Rich Storm. New Years eve falls on Friday this year, so we could have a family and friends open skate.
Picnic Committee
Hacksaw is working on a date in July, so stay tuned. (Not July 24th)
Jimmy Buffett
Tickets for the 7/24 concert sold out in a few hours. Coughenour bought up my 7/22 extras, so you are on your own! There will be plenty of Duffers at each concert so Good Luck!
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Rich Storm is on Vacation. We had to train a replacement. Thanks to Tom Tornado for this picture.
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