OK, I know that last month I said that the N.O.D. was kicking ass, now, I've totally flip-flopped. This month, I have to say that they suck shit, I want to ask VinMan, "Just what the hell is the point????" The N.O.D. dosen't do anything, every match, like 5 guys come out and stand around, then when there guy starts to lose, they all rush in, just what the hell is the point of them??? They never win matches, they never stay to fight once Ahmed shows up, so basically all they do is charge into the ring, only to be chased out when Ahmed comes in. They don't have any reason to be in the WWF, this Ahmed fued dosen't seem to get anywhere, they should just finish it. Have Ahmed whip Farooqs' ass at Wrestlemania 13 and then have Ahmed join the Nation and boot Farooq out, then you'd have a story again. Until then, the Nation is doing nothing right now.
One of the best things that VinMan has done to RAW in the recent months is bring in the ECW, although the first time they were on, it wasn't quite what I expected, I thought that when ECW was going to invade, it meant that the ECW guys would fight the WWF guys, not ECW vs. ECW. Although, some of the ECW people were pretty damn impressive, The Elimanators looked good beating on that loser and the b.W.o. is a hilarious parody of the n.W.o.. I have to wonder though, how the hell could Vince have screwed up with Raven(ECW champ), he used to have him, but he just wasted him as a manager(Johnny Polo), here he had a great talent, but he wasted his contract as a manager, I don't get it.
I was watching a recent episode of NITRO, and I saw the Team Piper, personally hand picked by Piper to be his team at Uncensored. I have just one thing to say...WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?????, who are those losers that you picked, they all looked like shit heads. A cheap boxer, with a beer gut??? a fake martial arts guy who only knows how to use his legs and not his hands??? and John Tenta(Earthquake)??? The announcers said that Tenta was over 500 pounds, my ass he is. He wasn't 500 in the WWF and he looks smaller now, I'd say your lucky if he's 460!!! It was pretty damn funny, when that Piper was picked a loser, he'd put his thumb up hoping for the crowd to cheer, but instead they booed him, did he really think that the crowd would get behind these losers???? Where the hell did these guys?? So, Piper has these losers, and there supposed to go against the nWo team of Hogan, Hall, Nash and Savage and the WcW team of Luger, The Giant and The Steiners, I mean c'mon, I wonder who's going to win, if Pipers' team wins, then it has to go down as the dumbest PPV in the history of time. These losers are going to beat The Steiners???? Yeah right.
(Updated March 14, 1997)
Well, I heard what happened in NITRO with Team Piper, what a dumb idea, they scrap those losers and put the four Horsemen in place???, So here Bitchoff in his office saying: Well, OK, so the fans didn't get behind team Piper, so, I'll just totally scrap that, and make something up, never mind that by doing this, last weeks NITRO Piper bit is rendered as a waste of time, never mind that the fans all know that I know nothing about wrestling and I make it up as I go along, never mind that I joined the nWo, after Nash powerbombed me through a table, never mind that Sting/Crow has been doing jack shit for the past couple of months. I know that the fans will come to watch NITRO, because they all like watching me kiss Hogans ass, I just hope that they never find out that I'm doing more then kissing Hogans ass. I wonder if the fans like my hair??? Look at it, it holds itself up. I wonder if the fans thought that it was stupid to have Nash, Hall and Syxx do a hit-and-run on the Steiners, even though they have it filmed, Oh well, they won't know the difference, cause I'm Eric Bitchoff, the highest ranking official in the WcW."
(Updated March 20, 1997)
As most people probably know, there aren't too many Rocky Maivia fans out there, well I'm sure that some day people will take back there words. He's really been impressing me of late, he's shown some good improvements and he's a decent worker. He's also gotten rid of that lame ass shoulder breaker finisher and has a decent flying splash finisher. He might be young, but he just might be what the WWF needs to lead them into the year 2000. His interviews skills may not be the beat right now...but I have one word, STEVE AUSTIN AND THE RINGMASTER!!!!!!! Mark my words, one day, Rocky Maivia will be a legit Superstar...hell, he's already more entertaining then some of the bums in WCW. The last couple of matches that I've seen him in, he's looked pretty good, he's impressed me, now all he needs is for Sunny to manage him. Speaking of Sunny, where the hell are you?????
Now on to another topic, one of the hot rumours going around now is that there is a possbility that Demolition might come back to the WWF. If this does happen, I really think that RAW will blow NITRO right out of the water. Not only would the WWF entrance kick NITROs ass, but the tag team and single competition will be better. If Demolition came back that would be the best thing to happen, Demolition is without a doubt, the most popular tag team in history, granted they are a little older now and Smash ruined his reputation as The Repo Man, but still, if people are willing to see those nWo Oldtimers, I'm sure they won't mind an older Demolition. Now, ofcourse there still are those fools who just watch NITRO because of the nWo and there old timers, well, if you ask me, the New World Odor is getting to be a little old, give it up Bitchoff. Speaking of Bitchoff, I have to admit and I'm sure many others also agree, the outcome at Uncensored was quite a surprise, I really thought that Team Piper would win, I mean out of the stipulations(If Team WCW wins, nWo is banned for 3 years and must give up the belts, if Team nWo wins, they get a title shot anythime and if Team Piper wins, Piper and Hogan square off in a cage match) it would have made the most sense, PPV wise for Piper to win, it would lead straight to another PPV between Piper and Hogan.(Something many of us saw in there WWF days)
(Updated March 24, 1997)
Well, Wrestlemania 13 has come and gone, and although it wasn't the best one, I'm pretty sure that it wasn't the worst either. The Austin and Hart match made the night right there, both men gave it there all, I'm really disappointed that Austin jobbed to Bret again though, in my mind, Austin is the better man. Not much of a surprise that the Undertaker is the new WWF champ, I'm sure no one out there really expected Sid to hold on to the thing, I just wish that Bret would get his damn crying ass out of there, quit intefering, ya dumbass. I really am surprised at the Hitman lately, what with him exploding on RAW, I can't believe that he came out of retirement, just top be a cry baby. I see a heel or at least a half heel turn here. Although, I can see why he would be pissed, there's been so many times when Bret had the belt won and Austin intefered, so I can see why he is pissed.
(Updated March 29, 1997)
Man, this Bret Hart heel turn and the reforming of the Hart Foundation is awesome, I seriously do not believe that WcW and the nWo can hold on to the ratings war anymore, if they still win consistently, then Billionaire Teds' gotta be paying the Neilson ratings people. I mean seriously, the WWF has got Wrestlemanis and NITRO has got Jobbermania. There is NO way anyone is gonna want to watch Mike Enos and Buckhouse Buck against the Outsiders, get serious. Look at those Ray Misterio jr. matches, for two damn weeks in a row, he goes against some loser mexican, who coincidently, I think looked the same. Hell, Bitchoff could have only teo mexicans really, Rey Misterio and another guy who dresses as Galaxy, Psychosis and LaParka, they all look the same and they all job. It's just a joke there jobber matches, I mean a match I saw on NITRO with Ultimo Dragon and Bobby Eaton, Dragon only had to make one F'N offensive move, and he won it, with one damed move, c'mon there Bitchoff, even a fruit like you can do better than that. Oh, I also loved it when Hall got beaned with the beer on NITRO, I laughed my ass off when he just slicked it back in his hair, trying to act all cool, whatta faggot. Hall ain't lookin to good lately, he's lookin kinda dirty, greasy, hey, even a friend of mine said he looked pale. Now Hall has taken some time off and screwed the Outsiders belt situation, I think they officially say that it's because of family problems, I personally think that the drugs he takes is finally catching up, I think he's in rehab right now.
Anyways, back to Bret Hart, although many people say that Brets' a whiner, crybaby, etc.., I have to say, I totally agree with him, he's been screwed outta his titles by just about eveyone, though, when he had his cage match with Sid on RAW, he actually woulda lost anyways, if Stone Cold hadn't interfered in the match, Sid would have scaled the top, but instead, SCSA helped him out there and Sid was dumped back in. Anyways, this Hart Foundation should be a pretty cool new angle, it's almost like the Horsemen, a very elite group of fighters, they don't get much better than Bret, and you also got Owen and the Bulldog, the Tag champs, throw in Sunny, and ya got a powerhouse pack.
Man, I hope the Wildman gets back from his injury soon, I really miss seeing Sable.
As a little side note, it seems almost certain that Demolition is going to be coming back, probably sometime during the summer, possibly at Summer Slam and that's a fact
