Man oh man, this NOD(Nation of Domination) idea is rolling along pretty damn good now. They have a decent amount of guys, they just need a few more, then they'll be pretty awesome, they should have gotten Mr. Hughes. There newest member, Savio is actually winning a couple now, he beat Flash Funk and Rocky Maivia, if this keeps up, I might be forced to take Savio Vega out of my jobbers page. Savio is getting quite a decent push by the WWF, but I'm just waiting to see when Savio will return to his jobbing ways. If he will going to be a member of NOD for any length of time, he needs better clothes, those rags that he wears just dosen't cut it anymore. The only problem that I see with the NOD it could turn into the nWo and have like 15 members, that's retarded, keep it to an elite group. The nWo idea sucks man, at one time, they had like almost twenty guys I think. What the hell???? Speaking of which, I have heard a rumour that NOD might be picking up Freddie Joe Flyod, I seriously hope that that rumour is bullshit. FREDDIE F'N FLOYD, this guy is a farm hick, not a wrestler. If they pick him up, then NOD will turn into the joke of the WWF and not the dominant force that it can be. Another rumour floating around is that Ahmed Johnson might join the Nation. The fumour goes that when Ahmed finally beats the shit out of Farooq(and he will eventually), Ahmed will boot Farooq out and become the new leader of NOD. That would be pretty cool, only problem is that Ahmed is still very popular among the fans, he might not want to lose it so soon, after coming back from that injury and all.
One of the hottest people in the WWF right now is Doug Furnas and Phil Lafon, personally, I hate these losers, they should be jobbing not winning. If they become the tag champs, they will be the cheapest looking champs that I have ever seen, who actually wants to see these guys???? They have no heat whatsoever, they need a gimmick or an interesting angle, sure they are good technical guys, and they have quick suplexes, but they aren't interesting. The WWF seriously needs to do something about their tag situation. Remember the days when they had Demolition, Powers of Pain, Twin Towers, Mega Powers, Strike Force, those were the teams. Now they have like two three teams to rotate with, the champs-Owen and Bulldog, The Godwinns and Doug and Phil, who else do they actually show?? and they don't really push the Godwinns anymore. I admit that when I watch NITRO, I sure as hell don't watch for the singles matches, cause I know how they all go. nWo comes in, beats on some guys, then Luger comes in, beats on a jobber, The Giant comes in, beats on a jobber, Kevin Sullivan comes in, beats on a jobber. I sure as hell don't watch for the jobber matches, I watch for the Tag Team action. That's the only place that I believe that NITRO is better in than RAW, WWF has almost no Tag Teams worth mentioning. Nitro is packed with tag teams like P.E., Faces of Fear, Steiner Brothers, Outsiders,Harlem Heat, etc.
My next complaint is where the hell has Sunny gone to??? I haven't seen or heard from her in like 3 weeks, usually I see her on RAW every week almost. As annoying as she is, she brings an interesting aspect to the WWF, but I think that she needs to go back to her heelish ways, none of this being nice to the fans and bull like that. She needs to find someone to manage, she's just being wasted in her commentary roles. I've heard from many places that she might be managing Brett Hart come Wrestlemania 13, that would be one of the most talented wrestlers that she has ever managed. If she will manage him, I hope he turns heel also, he's done just about all he can as a face. What could happen is Brett loses the 4 man match to Austin, by interference from someone, then, he could get so pissed and complain about how he keeps getting screwed, turn heel and have Sunny manage him. If that does happen, remember where you heard it. I know most people probably don't believe that Brett will turn heel, but when he first came into the WWF, him and Jim " The Anvil" Neidhart were heels, managed by Jimmy "Faggot, Traitor" Hart.
Recently, I saw Monday Night Nitro for the first time, and man does it suck shit. It's like a local production or something, it looks like something done outta someguy's backyard. The sound just bites, I can't hear a word that the commentators say, and when I do hear them, I want them to shut the hell up. Scott Hall(aka Razor "Fake ass Cuban accent man" Ramon) sounds like a fool when ever he opens his mouth, saying bull like "You want me to beat him up?", if your so bad and tough, why do you need to ask someone??, is he your guardian or something?. Oh, it was classic when he to hide behind Eric Bishoff to get his tag belts back, he sounded SO TOUGH when he said "Give them back!!!!!", man, he's taking control. Kevin "Super Shredder" Nash is a little cooler than Scott, at least Nash dosen't constantly spew shit outta his mouth like Hall. It's so lame how Eric Bischoff is part of the nWo, what the hell???, no conflict of interest there buddy, your the main man in WCW, and you've picked sides. That is so stupid, according to the nWo site, the reason that they formed is because they are tired of making money for other people and all this bull, so why is Bitchoff there???? Bischoff is the guy that makes money out of WCW and any nWo stuff. REAL smart, Scott and Nash. I have no idea how NITRO can always beat RAW, who the hell wants to see Hogan??? I know he has that AWESOME legdrop, but what else does he have?? Is it just me or does Hogan look like a stupid piece of shit with that black paint he calls stubble??? Hogan just can't pull off any good acting, he sounds dorkier than Marty Jannety, but then again, I really hate Hogan, so anyone sounds better than Hogan. Anyways, back to that nWo thing, it's gotten to be a very stupid angle, I mean, it's the only angle that gets any air time on NITRO, every match I saw, the nWo was somehow mentioned in it. A one angle federation, real cool. In the WWF, they do have the NOD, which is similar to the nWo, but they also have other angles to play with. They have the
Brett-Shawn-Austin-Sid angle, they have the Mankind-Vader angle, they also have Owen and the Bulldog probably feuding soon. They have a whole lot of stuff happening, while the WCW has nWo and pretty much nothing else.
A rumour that I've been hearing a lot is that Marc Mero and Sable will split for awhile, with Sable probably being the valet of Goldust, and Mero going it alone. I don't think that it will happen, first off, Sable and Mero are married, and I really don't think that they'll split to please Vince, another thing is where would Marlena fit in???, would she step aside and let her husband Dustin hang with someone better looking?? Although, it might actually help Mero's career to turn heel, right now, he's been losing to just about everyone, he needs to do something new. A heel turn would probably be the best move for him.
Man, Sable sure is looking good these days, without Sunny flaunting it around, we've gotten to see Sable more often, I just wish that she would actually say something once in awhile, but then again, RAW almost never has any interviews anymore, except for the occasional interview with Brett, Shawn and Sid, no one else gets any air time, what a joke. I mean, in most of the pay-per-views now, you don't even know half the matches, because they don't really talk about it anymore. If RAW does go to two hours, I hope that they bring back the interviews for the matches.
(Updated Feb. 17, 1997)
Man, I cannot believe that Rocky Mivia won the IC belt, the guy totally does not deserve it, he's only been in the WWF for a couple of months, so why does he get it so soon???? He might have great potential, as everyone seems to say, but personally, I don't like him that much, his finisher is a joke, a damn shoulder breaker???, how's that supposed to knock someone down???
Recently, I heard about the results of the final four match at IYH, pretty damn stupid how they always seem to have Brett Hart as the champ, I mean c'mon Vince, let someone else hold it, even if he loses it at the next pay-per-view. Undertaker deserves to hold it for awhile, the guy' beaten lots of tough guys, yet he still dosen't get to hold a belt or give the damn thing to Stone Cold Steve Austin, he won the Rumble, he should get the shot. Who in the world didn't see it coming though??? It's was pretty obvious that Brett was going to win, I mean, the guy goes on national TV and tells everyone that he quits because he's gotten screwed out of the belt, it's obvious that Vince won't let Brett come back and accept, just to lose.
On a little side note, does anyone want to know the real reason that Luger isn't going to be in Superbrawl VII???, it sure as hell wasn't because he got "hit" with a lead pipe by the Outsiders, nope, it's cause he broke his thumb, simple as that. He didn't break his forarm, he didn't break a knuckle, it was a thumb. Naturally, Bitchoff dosen't want people to know that Luger is a wimp, so they scheme up this whole spiel on him getting hit with pipes.
(Updated Feb. 26, 1997)
Holy shit, a hell of a lot has heppened in the world of the WWF in just a couple of weeks. First of, Bret Hart won the World title on a Sunday of the IYH, but the very next day on RAW, he lost it to Sycho Sid. I personally still hate Sid as the champ. In the match, Sid tried a Sunset Flip over Brett, but he screwed it up big time, looked more like he just fell over Brett. I'm just glad to see that come Wrestlemania 13, Undertaker will win for sure, there's no way that the WWF is going to let Sid hold the title that long. He just lost it to Michaels about a month ago, he won't hold it much longer, believe me.
When last I wrote about the tag situation in the WWF, I had nothing but complainsts about it, well, no more. It has defenitely turned itself around. The tag situation in the WWF can now almost rival that of it's old times. With new teams like The Headbangers, The Blackjacks, The return of the Legion of Doom. The tag situation is really improved, now hopefully, with all these other awesome teams, we won't have to see as much of those bums, Doug Fournas and Phil Lafon. I just hope that the WWF dosen't push the cheaper teams that they have too much,(ie. The Hardy Boys) instead, I hope they leave the pushes to worthwhile teams. With the return of the LOD, I have heard another rumour out there, it probably isn't true, but I have heard the Demolition might return, or at least one of them, and Crush will fill the other spot, as everyone knows, Crush first came into the fed. with Demolition.
Another major event in the WWF is the invasion of ECW, from what I saw, it looks awesome. It's about time the ECW invaded, they've been talking about it for a couple of months now. From what I heard about the show, it sounded pretty cool. An ECW wrestler named Sabu did a dive from the RAW sign, and we got to see the bWo(Blue World Order) as well as several ECW guys in action. This could be one of the coolest things to hit the WWF since Demolition. Some of you will probably recognise the some of the wrestlers from ECW, since many were formally in the WWF. For example, there champ is named Raven, who used go by the name Johnny Polo and manage Adam Bomb. There is also Shane Douglas,(aka Dean Douglas), Louie Spicolli(aka Rad Ranford), Chris Candido(aka Skip). I'll have more to say in later updates, as I haven't seen the actual show yet.
On a closing note, I'd just like to say that Nitro really bites, it's so pathetic. Why the hell do they always say that they are number one, it's clear that the WWF is coming back. One Nitro I saw was so sad, it had more commercials than actual wrestling time. And does anyone really care about the nWo anymore, it's pretty damn obvious that all there matches either end in DQ by interference from the rest of the nWo, or when the WCW actually wins, Bitchoff reverses it.
