May-June 1992 Page 1

"Your March-April issue of The Mogilny is simply scandalous, I loved every moment of it...it is a truly vile thing you do, so don't stop.

"The Mogilny is everything I never thought I'd read and more.

"Your thoughts were right-on.

Dear Mogilny-

Was Ithere? I didn't see myself on TV. I was the only floor routine they didn't show. I think I saw myself in the background. I was the black girl wearing chartreuse. Are they still worried about that vault thing? Oh well, the only reason I went to the American Cup was to go to Disneyworld.

Stella Umeh

PS.Isn't Maja Hristova cool?

Mogilny-

Was I at Worlds? I can't remember. It's all a fuzzy blur of American flags, decrepit, old buildings, blobby runts, impetuous judging and magnificent vodka shots. Was I not salient? Should I now begin to stick my ass in the air also on FX? That seems to be where the .3 bonus point derives. That sooka Zmeskal wouldn't know artistry if it landed on her face and started to wiggle. Was my vault not gorgeous? Was my beam not trademarked? Was my UB not clean and extended? Did I not lookstunning? Do I stutter? Lysenko fucked-up, therefore, I should have been World Champion.Oh wait, I am World Champion.

Lovies-Boguinskaia

El Mogilny-

I be in Worlds. I do good. My bars be very hard and I do them good. I no can vault with two arms but my vault high and far always. In floor I so dramatic and I tumble strong. Beam be solid and I so interesting on it. Why my scores are poo-poo? Why I place 25 in all-around? Why they keep me out of bars final when I can wipe floor with Bontas? I spit on Indianapolis. Barcelona now coming soon. Scoresbe nice.

Miriam De Tena?

Espana

Mogilny-

Have you, too, noticed that the world seems to be decaying from within. Would you like to know why drug abuse,AIDS, divorce, unemployment, prostitution, and violence are allowed to run rampant, unraveling the very fiber of our society? Do you ever wonder who or what is responsible? Well, my friend, I'II tell you. I'm a little embarrassed to say it, but it's actually all my fault. It started off as a prank a couple of years ago and I guess it got a little out of hand, sorry.

Natalia Lashonova

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