| Pavel Bure | Money-grubbin', I'm-too-good-for-the-team-that-brought-me-into-the-league loser. Don't get me wrong, he's a great player and all, it's just the attitude that sucks. |
| Keith Tkachuk | The sorest loser! Team USA sucks! face it! Don't go blaming cheap chairs! |
| Mark Messier | He's still Keenan's little helper. |
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