Car Pool
WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. I think
there is water in the carburetor,"
HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's
ridiculous."
WIFE: "I tell you there is definately water in
the carburetor."
HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor
is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?"
WIFE: "In the pool."
I
wanna go home....
I
want jokes!