Jo Jo’s Psychic Alliance
Predictions for 1999
Prediction #1. There will be a natural disaster of some sort.
Bang on! There were many natural disasters this year, including a couple of hurricanes down south, many earthquakes in Turkey and other places, etc. etc.
Prediction #2. There will be changes in my love life.
Well, this one turned out to be less accurate than the first one... She must have been getting some psychic static or whatever.
Prediction #3. I will either gain or lose some amount of money.
She was right on with this one! I have both gained and lost money many times this year. Man, this is incredible!
Prediction #4. There will be happiness in my life at some point this year.
Right again. I was happy on July 3, at about 1:32 pm. I was watching some show where a man gets hit in the groin by a football. Man, that was funny!
Prediction #5. While she couldn’t see clearly on this issue, she had a hunch that I would make some purchases this coming year.
I bought a car, some clothes, a plant, and a microwave.
Prediction #6. There will be changes at work.
Yes, I became engineering manager!
Prediction #7. Someone will think of me kindly this year.
While I have no testimonial proof of this one, I suspect this is likely. I think that older lady that works at Subway has the hots for me.
Prediction #8. The Bills will not win the Super Bowl.
Not even close...
Prediction #9. Something I do will be praised this year.
My boss said a while back “Well, you didn’t screw this up too badly...” Good enough for me!
Prediction #10. Green monkeys will fly out of my ass.
This didn’t happen, but there’s still some time...