These are the Jokes, Folks VI. (Rated G)
(The tame ones)

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I've collected every single joke I have heard since I came to Israel. Some are really bad. Some are pretty offensive. I've neglected to put the overtly anti-black, anti-homosexual, or anti-Arab jokes. You should still get at least mildly offended. Of course, a few are sex jokes. Most are really bad. And, I've neglected writing in the accents. I'll leave them up to your imagination. Anyway, here goes...

What do you do when you find a spaceman?
Park in it, man.
????????????????????????????????????????????? A guy calls up the dentist. "How much does it cost to pull a wisdom tooth?"
"$200."
"That's too expensive. Is there any way to lessen the price?"
"Well, I suppose that if I don't use anesthesthetics on you, I could do it for 150."
"That's still to expensive, anything else?"
"Well, if I don't use the electric tools and drills, I suppose I could do it for 75."
"Anything else?"
"Well, I can get an intern to do it for twenty."
"Perfect, I'll bring my wife in tomorrow."
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A man is walking when he comes across a deep hole. Curious as to how deep it is, he tosses a pebble into the hole. He waits and waits, but does not hear the thud, or a plink. He takes a larger stone, and throws it down the hole. He still hears no sound. He looks around, and finds a boulder. He throws it in. Still, no sound.

Suddenly, out of almost nowhere, a goat charges at him. He luckily dodges, and the goat falls in this seemingly bottomless pit. He waits a few minutes, and still hears no sound.

He stares down the hole trying to figure out the mystery of it, when a farmer comes over, apparently looking for something.

"Hey, have you seen a goat around here?" The guy has no idea how to explain what has happened, and doesn't want to try.

"No."

"That's funny, I tied him to a boulder right around here."

The secretary of defense decides that a new $5,000,000 plane is needed, but the budget is all used up. (Don't ridicule the premise.) So, he has an idea that he'll get 50,000 private donors to give $10,000, and he suggests it to a Rabbi friend of his.

"That's ridiculous! How can a plane fly, with fifty thousand plaques in it?"

What is the most dangerous thing in the world?
Being born, nobody gets out of it alive.

Get me outa here!!!

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Michael Kadish

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These are the Jokes, Folks VI. (Rated G) (The tame ones)

These are the Jokes, Folks VI. (Rated G)
(The tame ones)