What they SHOULD have put into the movie...
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This is the place where I add in my opinion on what they should have done in Mission: Impossible that could have made the movie even better than it already is. I mean, it kicked butt, but think of all the things that could improve it and still maintain the clandestine nature of the movie. For example...
- They should have shown a little more of Emmanuelle's skin. I mean, except for that one part when Tom frisks her (the best part of the movie) and the part at the beginning where she's all covered in blood and stuff you hardly see anything. Don't tell me this movie wasn't aimed at people my age.
- To continue the thought, they should have shown a little more of what happens after Emmanuelle sucks on Tom's knuckles later on in the film. In the previews I swear they show a part where they're just going at it. A female friend of mine agreed with me on this point, so I guess the women would've liked a scene too so they could drool all over Tom.
- Did anyone else notice that for all the high-tech stuff the CIA used to make sure that no one was in their computer, they didn't have a camera that would've shown someone that Tom was in there? Duh.
- Tom should've realized right away that Jim was the bad guy because the email from Max about the meeting wouldn't have come back to him otherwise. You don't get email just 'cause you sent one using a certain name. A spy should know that. The only way the email to Job would've gone to that computer would be if Job used that computer. It seems too obvious.
- And what was the deal with the Drake hotel bible bullshit? It had no real bearing on the plot. What a bunch of crap. It's not like Jim needed to steal a bible just to remember Job 3:14. Some spy he turned out to be.
- While I'm crackin' on Jim, how the hell do you shoot Emmanuelle like that??? Sure, she might have had a little hanky-panky going on with Tom, but who cares??? SHE'S HOT!!! Make her make it up to you somehow and move on. What's up with shooting the chick just 'cause she fooled around with Tom Cruise? What should he expect? He's old and wrinkly. Every woman loves Tom, I guess.
- And, to quote my sister, how the hell does Emmanuelle choose Jim over Tom? What's the deal? It's like people in the movies all of the sudden started liking people for their personality instead of their looks. Where is this world headed?
- Why is there a mouse in the ventilation system of the CIA? You'd think if the place was so sealed off that they had to fake a fire alarm to get in, don't you think the mouse would've set off some kind of alarm there?
- What's with Kittridge talking so weird? He's like..."What can we do Barnes? Put a guy at the airpor-T?
- They should have some sort of James Bond vs. Ethan Hunt deal. That would make stuff really interesting, don't ya think? In fact, I made my own little script to simulate such an event every happening, right here.
That's all I have for now. I have a headache and I am going to take about 
Tylenols.