Emaline's Definition:

Watching the second hand of the clock and seeing if Mississippi really fits into each second.

Johnny5's Best Friend's Definition (apparently he doesn't have a name):

Waxing your entire body because you think it may feel good and/or listening to Johnny5 in the car while he brags that he has sent in the most amount of definitions.
Johnny5 has sent so many definitions it's scary. If I added every definition he sent I would have to devote a whole seperate page just to him.

The Amazing Welch Juicer's Definition:

When you go through all the old newspapers and magazines in your house, drawing little devil horns and beards on every picture of a person, and giggling like a crazy person the whole time.

Abby's Definition:

Actually sitting here trying to think of a cool definition and wondering what in the world made you come up with that stupid thing for a home planet (Mvemjsunp) which is actually the way Screech told Zack to remember the planets in order and then you start scaring the crap out of yourself because you know WAY too much about Saved By The Bell Trivia.

James Pierce's Definition:

When I go driving around in this hole in the wall town called Byron in my Saturn and I think I'm "cruising".

Cole's Definition:

One word: Slingo

Crackerjax's Definition:

Watching a movie that you own (that is sitting on top of the VCR no less) on television because "the picture is better".

Dee's Definition:

Eating packets of Swiss Miss while watching re-runs of Full House upside down on the couch wearing SCUBA gear singing Willy Wonka tunes such as "Oompa Loompa Doopity Doo".

James K. Polk's Definition:

Spending over a half an hour trying to explain to some stranger over IRC the humor of two llamas trapped in a grocery bag.

Larlo the Lo Lubber's Definition:

Trying to see my computer screen through my fogged up glasses and watching my dog try to catch a fly and actually rooting for her. Then when she finally catches the fly, I am bored again that I try to open her mouth and get the fly back out so she can chase it again.

Tasha's Definition:

Going outside with a plastic bag. Picking up as many rocks within a ten foot radius of yourself that you can. Going inside and pouring your bag of rocks out into a bathtub filled with water. For every ten black rocks with brown or grey spots, eat a *red* jelly bean. For every greenish-brown rock with any other color spots, streaks, etc., eat a *green* jelly bean. Then actually step outside, bag in hand, and realize how totally pathetic your little life is and how important it is to share this on some boredom message board.

Benjamyn's Definition:

Coming home from the graveyard shift and getting on the internet and since a parent is in the room, and you can't download free porn, so you read all of these definitions aloud to your mother, while you laugh uncontrollably, and your little brother yells cause he can't hear the TV, and your mother honestly regrets not becoming a nun.

A very flat alien from Jupiter's Definition:

You try doing anything when the gravity is three times the earths. That's boredom.

Debbiiiiiiiii's Definition:

Trying to figure out how many different things you can light a match on to get a candle lit. Then your sister walks into your room and asks what you're doing while you try the zipper of your jeans. It really works!

SheSkull's Definition:

Downloading new fonts just to see how your name would look in a font made entirely of farm animals.