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Are you humming, whistling, singing, sniffing, typing, blinking, or tapping the tune to a Christmas song (i.e. Jingle Bells), children's song (i.e. Little Bunny Foo Foo), or any other really annoying song that everybody seems to know (i.e. It's A Small World)?
"Ba ba ba ba baaa ba ba ba ba baaaa... the joy of cola-a"
Nope
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| 2. |
Are you moving your mouse around in circles just to see the little arrow move across the screen?
whooooa.. getting dizzy
Nope
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| 3. |
Are you seeing how long you can stare at any one object before everything becomes one big blurry mess?
16 minutes, 47 seconds, and counting
Nope
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| 4. |
Are you ducking and dodging the imaginary laser beams that are shooting out of your computer monitor?
They're not imaginary!
Nope
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| 5. |
Are you watching Family Matters or any other show with an Urkel-like character?
::nasal voice:: Did I do that?
Nope
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| 6. |
Are you mastering such classic computer games as Minesweeper, Tai-Pei, or Solitaire?
Hey! It's fun!
Nope
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| 7. |
Are you seriously considering writing a letter to your grandparents, aunts, uncles, 5th cousins, whoever.... just to say hello?
I just licked the stamp
Nope
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| 8. |
Are you actually taking this quiz?
Obviously
Nope, I'm in denial
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