'Tis indeed rare that I dedicate an entire document to a Link of Darkness - but this fellow has gone above and beyond his call of duty.
Michael Langston, author of Conservative XXXcrement is a troubled soul - his page is decorated with things that at first would make you believe that he is amazingly conceited. He quotes himself to no end, in fact that's how his page begins for about 200 lines. He reposts almost every statement he's ever made in one section of his page - and considers nearly everyone he's ever disagreed with either a slanderer or a fool.
The deeper you delve the more you realize how full of hot-air he is, when he responds to something he falls so much in love with his own style of syntax and diction that he goes on endlessly and breaks into peculiar (sometimes outright bizarre) forms of poetic prose.
Read deeper - it gets worse. He's as ballistic a pro-lifer as you'll find. He compares the pro-choice to nazis and has deluded himself into actually believing that gays are considered "sacred cows" in our society.
And after that, you get to his poems. You realize the man has a gripe with the world and has been torn up personally. Though he doesn't explain how you can sense it behind his shaken poems. That is surely the reason behind his insane ramblings, and his desperate need to be heard.
You start to feel sorry for the man. He's articulate but... unfortunately, none too bright. It becomes obvious when you realize how overstuffed almost all his pages are, and how obsessed he is with abortion and two debaters he's come across.
Of course, you realize right off that ol' Michael's wit has been dulled under some sort of circumstances when you see one of his favorite puns is:
"Exterminate the Liberal Democ-rat"--Michael Langston.
Brilliant... isn't it.
So by all means, feel free to drop by his page and share your pity with him. All he needs is a bit of attention.
Enter:Conservative XXXcrement
Leave it to Mike Langston to provide, for me, a lengthy example of his inability to understand humor and his ridiculous ways of thinking overall. This guy obviusly thinks very lowly of me, and it's fair to say that I'm not too much of a fan of him either. But this guy, in a desperate attempt to discredit me, snatches quotes out of my page (Out of context, naturally) and tries to debate them on his!
Isn't that silly! You'd normally think, "When I disagree and try to debate someone, I do it on a message board, or through E-mail. I don't try to debate them on a page where they're not likely to see it. That's rather spineless." Mike doesn't think that way though! I'm proud to accept my possition as a Liberal Bad Apple in his ranks however... And guess what: What comes around goes around.
Thankyou Mike, you ole Twisted Enigma you. Now it's my turn to do a favor for you.
To read my lengthy rebuttal to Michael Langston's lengthy diatribe against me, Click Here.
Sinistral, 1998
I swear... some people...
