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| Quotes with Attitude |
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| Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? |
| Last night I was looking at the stars and I was wondering... Where the heck is my ceiling??! |
| Not the brightest crayon in the box now are we? |
| Kids in the backseat cause accidents, Accidents in the backseat cause kids |
| Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes |
| Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt |
| Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you? |
| I wanted to kill the sexiest person alive... then I realised, suicide is a crime! |
| There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray its not a train |
| 4 out of 5 voices in my head say go back to sleep |
| If Barbie is so popular then why do you have to buy her friends? |
| Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition |
| I smile because I have no idea what's going on |
| It takes 42 muscles to frown - but its four muscles to extend my middle finger and tell you to bite me! |
| Some people get lost in thought because its unfamiliar territory |
| There are three sides to every story. Yours, mine and the truth. |
| Mirrors don't talk, and lucky for you they don't laugh either! |
| On one hand I'm indecisive, on the other hand I'm not. |
| Smile, it confuses people |
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| I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it |
| None of us are virgins. Life screwed us all |
| I have PMS and a gun. Now what were you saying? |
| Girls are like phones. They like to be held and talked to but if you press the wrong button you're disconnected |
| Curiosity killed the cat, but the monkey gets away with murder! |
| Whoever says nothing is impossible obviously hasn't tried slamming a revolving door |
| I don't strive to be different... I just am! |
| Time is a great healer but a lousy beautician |
| If at first you don't succeed skydiving isn't for you! |
| Follow your dreams! Except the ones where you show up at school naked! |
| I haven't failed; I've just found 10,000 ways that don't work! |
| No, I haven't met Mr. Right but I have met Mr. Cheap, Mr. Cocky, Mr Rude... |
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