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| Quotes with Attitude II |
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| One day your prince will come, mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions |
| I�m an angel! Honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo up straight |
| I know I�m not perfect, but I�m so close its scary |
| On the other hand, you have different fingers |
| I still miss my ex.... But my aims improving |
| There are three kinds of memory: good, bad and convenient |
| A man is a king...A king is a ruler...A ruler is 12 inches...Still think you're a man? |
| I like long walks, especially when they're taken by people who annoy me. |
| People who think they know everything are a nuisance to those of us who do. |
| A little hard work never killed anyone... but why take the risk? |
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| I tried to sniff coke once... but the ice cubes got stuck up my nose |
| My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, 'Just wait.' |
| Pain is a part of the growing experience... so go slam your head into the wall and mature a little |
| If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried |
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