This "IMPEACHMINT
MOMENT"
is brought to you by the friendly folks
down at the Dang Tootin' Mexican Restaurant
in Piggly Wiggly Valley, where their motto is
"In God we trust, everbody else pays cash".
A educational
footnote to the under-informed which ain't had lessons on gumint
in school and don't have BNN cable access...
Unlike the U.S., the legislature of the State of New Bob is
divided into 5
bodies:
1. The House of Bozos
2. The Assembly of Barnyard Noise Makers
3. The Big Room of Funny Story Tellers
4. People that Look Like Chuck Connors
5. Chamber Packed with Life Insurance Salesmen
General impeachmint procedure is as follows...
1. Somebody in the Big Room calls for it, and they whup up some
goofy story to
try to pass off to keep the press intersted. Then they move the
case to the
PLLCC, where the 3 that look most like Chuck Connors carry the
case over to the
Assembly. After exhaustive debate, the entire Assembly goes over
to the House
of Bozos where the entire 1300-page document is translated into
Pig Latin and
read aloud (complete with sound effects) seventeen times.
2. Then the Assistant Managers of the House of Bozos argue the
case before
Chief Justice Big Al and the Chamber Packed with Life Insurance
Salesmen.
3. The Chief Justice, in this case Big Al, always th'os the case
out,
generally with a big laugh and plenty of back-slapping from the
Salesmen.
4. Then the process starts all over again.
Hope this helps to make the workings of yore gumint more
interstin'.
That's it. Pretty simple. Show's over.
This "IMPEACHMINT
MOMENT"
was brought to you by the friendly folks
down at the Dang Tootin' Mexican Restaurant.
Transcripts are available at $19.95 plus shipping.
Video tapes are on sale at B-Mart - 3 for $5.
Special note to educators: Feel free to plagarize this
Impeachmint Moment and
use it in yore classes at no extry charge, but be sure to ask
yore students to
mention the Dang Tootin' Mexican Restaurant to their folks.
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