Kudzoo Quartet

Welcome to this here page. I guess you might say it's a page that brags about my heritage and banjo pickin' abilities. I am honored to present The Kudzu Quartet featuring yores truly. It sure beats that jug band I was playin' with fer awhile. That's me on the far left. Bringing up the ranks is (continuing from left to right) ER, FishMoose, Al, and Guv Bob. Yep, yore right, that's our beloved "State of New Bob" govenor that we almost got kicked out of office, but he's just too slippery for us.

The Impeachmint Transcripts of Guv Bob's impeachmint trial is now available. The good people of New Bob have a right to see fer theirselves what kind of a louse theys got in office.

Anyways this here is a press release that I cut out of the Village Shopper Weekly which is a local weekly newspaper - with lots of advertisements in it - that they throw at yore driveway if you gots one. Needless to say, I'm right proud of my accomplishments in my life so far, and so is my MoM. Just 'cause I'm famous now don't mean nuthin'. I'm still yore neighbor and just as proud of that too, 'cause my MoM raised me to remember my roots.

Well, I better be goin' now, so if you see me at the Walgreen lunch counter sometime, just come on over and say, "hi!" We'll talk about ol' times over a cup of good ol' Irish Eight O'clock Coffee, if you know what I mean. It's on me, on account I can always afford good friends.

PRESS RELEASE

From left to right is Idiot BoB, ER, FishMoose, Al, and Guv Bob. This talented group of five middle-aged musicians are known as the Kudzu Quartet. They are a gem, yet to be discovered. You can hear them at the "Freight Station Liquors" most any night of the week. If you want, they'll play some music too, which is usually at the request of the owner, because their bar bill is too high.

The Kudzu Quartet's Greatest Hits, titled "Right Track, Wrong Time" is now available as a memorial edition
in 4 or 8 track continuous loop tapes at your local B-Mart or through special e-mail delivery, sorry no C.O.D.
Please send cash, or make checks out to Guv Bob Bobola. This offer is very limited. $19.95 + $5.00 for S/H.
"Right Track, Wrong Time"is also available with S & H Green Stamps for 60 1/2 books.

"Right Track, Wrong Time" is on the "Pyramid Scheme" recording label which is a subsidiary of "Ponzi, Inc.". All rights reversed.

Send all inquiries to:
Pyramid Scheme-Ponzi, Inc.
Knucklehead Smith
c/o Chain Letters Dept.
Send 5 Dollars Plaza
Sandusky, OH

Telephone: C-BOB-B4-U-BUY

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