Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale --
a tale that will make you sigh --
About the former P Bureau and how we came to I.
Oh, Mike was a mighty deputy,
and Barry brave and sure,
The rest of us set sail that day
on a three-year tour,
A three-year tour.
The concept first was very tough --
this talk of "teams" and "trust" --
But workshops every single day
soon "Zenger-Miller"-ed us.
They "Zenger-Miller"-ed us.
We made our money fungible,
told posts to "share the cost."
Without our Tracker software now
the Bureau would be lost.
The Bureau would be lost.
The ship's aground on the shore
of this unchartered Agency
with all of us -- and ACDA too --
to merge with State, says the Hill.
So hurry now
and max out on your credit cards
and send State all the bills!
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