Simonton, Eagle River, Wisconsin 4-18-1961 "Chef E.T."
Joe Simonton, a master plumber of Eagle River, Wisconsin, was privledged
enough to sample some alien cuisine.He recieved four "pancakes" from the
occupants of a UFO that hovered over his yard. Simonton first heard a
sound, on April 18,1961.He described the sound as " knobby tires on a wet
pavement".He then saw a silvery vessel like " two wash bowls turned face
to face" just a few inches off the ground. When he approached, a
six-foot-high hatch opened and he saw three "men" inside. They appeared
young and about five feet tall with dark hair and hairless dark faces. One
of the aliens handed Simonton a silver-colored jug with two handles and
indicated with a motion that he wanted water. Simonton filled the jug and
handed it back. He then saw a creature "cooking" on some kind of flameless
stove. The man was making a stack of small, perforated cookie like objects.
Simonton motioned that he wanted one. An occupant picked up four of the
"pancakes" and gave them to Simonton. The UFO took off at a 45-degree
angle, creating such a great rush of wind that it bowed over the pine trees
nearby. Simonton ate one of the cookies. He said later that it "tasted like
cardboard." He kept a second one and gave the remaining two to various UFO
investigation committees. The group from Northwestern University analyzed
one of the cookies and concluded that it contained "flour,sugar,and
grease.".
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