Cast:
Mr. Pupil         Alison Nostril        Vyvyan The Bastard
Janice Frog       Nelly The Wombat      Mike The Cool Guy
Spring Toad       Ethyl The Aardvark    Neil Pye
Richard Richard   Eddie Hitler          Charles Dickens

Scene: Ethyl runs across road-smoke in background-all that can be seen
is a road.

[Janice, Pupil, Sprung, Alison, Neil, and Richard enter]

Janice: I need fruit.

Pupil: Fruit would be perfection.

Alison: [whips out a cantaloupe. Does skull scene from Hamlet]

Richard: Neil, I need 5 cents.

Neil: Well, I've only got a quarter.

Richard: Well, give me that then!

Neil: But I might need it-what if-

Richard: Give me it!!

[exit characters]

[enter all characters]

[They mingle. Then, a dumptruck full of fruit comes. They scream
and run around. Tons of rotten fruit is dropped on them. A
Carmen Miranda emerges from the pile.]

Voice: And God created Carmen...

Richard Richard, Eddie Hitler, Vyvyan The Bastard, Mike The Cool Guy, and Neil Pye are copyrighted by whoever the bloody hell owns them. It's not me, and I freely admit that, so please don't sue me! Ethyl the Aardvark is copyright Monty Python. Charles Dickens...is...well...Charles Dickens.