*WARNING*
Some of these entries are very, very strange...they are a true reflection of the kind of people this page was created for-highly disturbed individuals like myself. Mwaahaahaa!!! Be afraid...be very afraid...
J. Gardner - 12/23/00 17:39:13
My Email:[email protected]
Favorite Combustible: Madness that is not divine
Favorite Monty Python Moment: As a Christian I do not not beleive in Monty Python nor do I use it
Comments:
My problem: how to connect with persons interested in the absurd. Literary absurd--not just the funny joke but the celebration of contradiction and divine maddness of the world. (Think Kharms, Kafka, Morgenstern). Here is a sample of my stuff:
41 A Man Carrying a Head
Just suppose that one bight and sunny day just before noon you are walking down the main street where groups of employees of the corporations in the modern high-rises are on their way to lunch. You see walking toward you a man in an expensive suit carrying a human head which holds by its hair just slightly away from his body. What would you do?
You might walk up to the guy and ask him if the head is real, but that puts you in the position of having to do something if he says that it is real. What do you od then?
You might turn away and enter the first store that you find, but that would mean that you were dodging the whole issue and have you not dodged so many other things that you're hardly living you're just dodging and that is bad for your self esteem.
You might say something to him humorous to break the ice and then talk to him to find out more clearly what is going on. But do you really want to have a conversation with a person who is carrying a human head?
You might try to be helpful. You notice that the head is a young woman's which he is holding by her long blond hair. If you are a lady you might offer to help him make up the head if you notice some unsightly marks on it. No that would be monstrous. Better leave that alone.
You might scream or shout so as to get people's attention so that they will join you against the man carrying a head. Someone would call the police, others help you surround the persons, that kind of thing. But what happens if no body joins you? And what if it turns out not to be a human head, but some kind of sculpture or mask? Then you would really be a fool.
You might turn around and run, but that is the coward's solution.
You might just mind your own business and just as you walk past him, you could give the head a swift kick and make a run for it.
You might pull out the pistol you carry under your shoulder, slip the safety and put a couple of bullets in the guy. But then is it a real head, and is he doing something wrong with it?
No good solutions except this: have a real heart attack. No a faked one which would be another evasion of the real world. A real one would be a medical emergency, and people would gather around you giving you help, an ambulance would come, and maybe a fire truck. In all the excitement you could forget about the guy with the head. Of course, you would be left to wonder what happened to the rest of the blond's body.
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42 Medical Evidence
Matt got cancer. His whole church fasted and prayed for him. He recovered.
Burt came down with cancer. He could not remember which religion he belonged to, but he prayed to God anyway. In fact he prayed a lot. Though he did not know to whom or what he was praying to, he kept right on praying. He recovered.
Tom, an upstanding, God-fearing man, had a cancer-induced stroke at his office, and before he could pray, fast or do any of that stuff, he died.
Beth was diagnosed with cancer. She prayed, and then to give weight to her prayers, she bargained with God by promising that if she got well she would become a better person and do certain good works. She recovered.
June got cancer.. The pain of her illness was so great that she prayed to God to let her die in peace. The doctors found out about it, and kept her good and doped up for the next three months after which she died.
Judy came down with cancer, went to a traveling faith-healer with whom she both got saved and healed. She recovered.
Helen got cancer, prayed to God, gave up some bad habits, learned to relax and start taking things easy. She died.
Val was diagnosed with an aggressive and advanced cancer. He decided that since he was going to die any way, he might as well have some fun. He blew off his church affiliations, and in so far as he lived in a local-option state, he devoted himself to whoring and gambling both of which, he discovered he had a flare for. He recovered though it did take a lot of time to do so.
Curtis was found to have cancer. He liked comedy and had heard somewhere that laughter was good medicine, so he rented some comedy videos and prepared to have a good time. He discovered that in that face of death he had lost his sense of humor so he turned to watching Hollywood musicals. He recovered.
Jose had cancer. He got depressed and rewrote his will several times, and made sure that everyone one he knew were aware of his illness. He then kept track of who came by to see him and wish him well. As he got sicker and sicker he call everyone together, and confessed to them all the ways he had wrong them: rumors, dirty tricks, slander, lies, abuse, hexes, seduction, cheating, and those kinds of things. He asked his friends to forgive him which they all did since he was a dying man. Though it resulted in his losing his friends and his reputation with his family, he recovered.
Frank found he had cancer. Because he did not want his cold wife and his ungrateful kids to have his money when he died so he took out all the money from his bank account and gave it to his friend. He then had diner at the best place in town, and went home and set his house on fire. A fearless fireman rescued him, and he got on TV and everyone paid a lot of attention to him. This he liked so much that the next day he bought a toy pistol and robbed a bank. A policeman waiting for him in the parking lot brought him down with a shot gun. He died.
Dying with elegance is such a blessing. (Likewise having sex.)
Chilly - 12/12/00 12:51:14
My Email:[email protected]
Comments:
I was just wondering if I could use some of your information for a school science project a friend and I are doing on SHC if you would like to check it out it is www.geocities.com/s_human_c/ it is still under construction though. So if you could e-mail
e to allow me to I would approciate it thanks
pedigree - 12/07/00 11:13:41
My Email:mixo@maxo
Favorite Combustible: THE FLY MUST DIE
Favorite Monty Python Moment: tim da enchanter scene holy grail was good but the cute little bunny rabbit was very funny
Comments:
as soon as your born you start dying (too much Cake).
do not eat the fly as on the sabboth day the fly will rise up against mankind and grow to 12ft tall only to be destroyed by 27ft tall worms then mankind will rise once again anihalate the worms and reclaim the earth so it is written so it shall be done. (
robabally)
lee - 10/28/00 14:17:58
My Email:[email protected]
Comments:
pretty funk-ehhhhhhhhhh!
Lauren G - 10/17/00 22:58:05
My Email:[email protected]
Favorite Combustible: ummmm, pick one for me
Favorite Monty Python Moment: LOL! I guess it would be the "oooo eee ooo...smack! oooo, ooo" if you know what part I'm takling about
Comments:
Hi! My name's lauren, as you might have already figured out. I found your sight in search of an article on the chemistry of fires. It's for my chemistry class, we get 1 extra credit assignment and that's what I'm trying to do. If I get all 30 points
or this, I'll have 112%, YAY! not that I really think that you care, but I just felt like saying it anyways. Well, I was reading the bottom of the page, and saw "guestbook" and they're sooo much fun to write in, so I decided to. It's been a blast, but
I really should go get this assignment compleated! Thanks! Lauren* :)
Lauren G - 10/17/00 22:57:41
My Email:[email protected]
Favorite Combustible: ummmm, pick one for me
Favorite Monty Python Moment: LOL! I guess it would be the "oooo eee ooo...smack! oooo, ooo" if you know what part I'm takling about
Comments:
Hi! My name's lauren, as you might have already figured out. I found your sight in search of an article on the chemistry of fires. It's for my chemistry class, we get 1 extra credit assignment and that's what I'm trying to do. If I get all 30 points
or this, I'll have 112%, YAY! not that I really think that you care, but I just felt like saying it anyways. Well, I was reading the bottom of the page, and saw "guestbook" and they're sooo much fun to write in, so I decided to. It's been a blast, but
I really should go get this assignment compleated! Thanks! Lauren* :)
Garth MacGirr - 07/13/00 21:25:18
My Email:[email protected]
Comments:
I am researching the history of the McGirr family and found your name on the Internet. If you are interested in exchanging info about the McGirr family, please contact me by E-mail.
keskerban - 07/03/00 09:34:11
My URL:http://www.expage.com/thekeskerban
My Email:[email protected]
Favorite Combustible: people
Favorite Monty Python Moment: the parrot sketch
Comments:
well done.
Peenut - 06/17/00 16:09:05
My URL:http://www.geoccities.com/SunsetStrip/Vine/6198
My Email:[email protected]
Favorite Combustible: ever try the four slot toaster furby trick?
Favorite Monty Python Moment: yeah uh lion tamer? grrr
Comments:
that carnival is scary..well i came upon this in my travels "search for SHC links" people who make more sense of my nonesense stories and theories..which I am working on right now jus chill. i try to make them undrestand but they need a lil boost yuh know
p.s don't watch fantasia 2000 they cut out flight of the bumblebee and that is bassoon heaven ahh! oww! *i'll go to my treehouse now*
Pyromaniacal Sim - 05/08/00 23:00:40
Favorite Combustible: well, C4, but is sure don't beat homemade...
Favorite Monty Python Moment: Holy Grail: "Come back here, you coward! I'll bite your legs off!"
Comments:
I love fire! Hahahaha! Actually, pretty much anything that explodes. Kick ass page.
Dark Angel - 05/07/00 03:35:29
Favorite Combustible: Molotov cocktails/ c4
Favorite Monty Python Moment: Holy Grail: "...and lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade..."
Comments:
Another good strategy is to wire a Plastique to a Pokemon doused in kerosene/gasoline. Woo-hoo! Bright as day! Your page completely & totally kicks @$$!!! Especially for me-- a Pokemon hating schitzo/pyro! MWAAHAHAHAHAHAA! KABOOM!!! AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Chris H. - 05/06/00 03:48:28
Favorite Combustible: napalm
Comments:
Great site, I'm just as demented(is that good or bad).
jackie - 04/21/00 23:45:51
My URL:http://home.talkcity.com/bookmarkblvd/theunexplained
My Email:[email protected]
Comments:
cool site. Probably put a link to in on my site, when and if i ever finish it.
Answered a lot about SHC i wanted to know.
Keep up good work!
El Corquando, President for Life - 04/15/00 14:23:14
My URL:Sorry, Government Secret
My Email:[email protected]
Favorite Combustible: Environmentalists
Favorite Monty Python Moment: "... who followed wherever they did go . . ."
Comments:
Give us a look, then, love. Who likes a rattle? Whhooooo likes his little rattle?
HAARRRGGHHH (spit)
terra - 03/24/00 01:35:58
My URL:http://mypage.goplay.com/juicybabes/
My Email:[email protected]
Favorite Combustible: whateva
Favorite Monty Python Moment: dont know
Comments:
hey, this is the 1st time i visited your site. Its pretty cool, & i like your page with the fire and all.
Josh - 12/01/99 23:52:11
My Email:[email protected]
Favorite Combustible: Pokemon!
Favorite Monty Python Moment: Holy Grail: "She turned me into a newt! Well, I got better." and the Holy hand Gernade scene.
Comments:
Cover pokemon in gasoline and let those babys burn! Dead birds work really well to.
The Lone marauder - 10/09/99 04:30:20
My URL:http://www.cults.com/plunder/index.html
My Email:[email protected]
Favorite Combustible: Villages mostly, small cities, houses, and um . . . cats, definately cats
Favorite Monty Python Moment: the lessons on how to hide. . . . I like it when they blow them people up.
Comments:
Well, you certainly mention some of the useful applications of fire, except for what is perhaps the most important one: a necessary follow up to plundering. I mean, what's a raid without a razing? Just don't forget to pillage BEFORE you burn, or else y
u just go home with a lot of charcoal.
Angus the blue sheep - 09/26/99 09:47:14
Favorite Combustible: clouds
Favorite Monty Python Moment: can't be stuffed
Comments:
Hey becky i wrote a story it goes like this:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
said the person who fell off a really big cliff.
Carintella (The quiet one) - 09/26/99 01:35:28
Favorite Combustible: Well, it always STARTS with matches...
Favorite Monty Python Moment: I know meaning of life...want to know more...teach me, teach me...
Comments:
You know who I am...I am the quiet one...and no one will ever suspect...This quiet one loves your page...burning and burning many intersting things...you have much to teach me. I am your friend...and you have promised never to burn me...you can teach me
bout burning too?? No one will know but you that you teach me...unless I burn an enemy...but you're not my enemy you're my friend...They will always be warm with me around...Cold is bad, warm is good, hot is better. You know. See ya!!
Sven the three arsed alien - 09/23/99 10:41:05
My URL:hehehhehehehehehe
My Email:hehehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (cough)
Favorite Combustible: hherrrrmm.... anything PINK AND SPOTTY
Favorite Monty Python Moment: meow... *BANG!* the cat blows up
Comments:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
okay now that i have evryone's attention i want to say that this page is the best cos... um fire rules and monty python rules more and did you know that if you sat for two weeks in a cold river your butt would go all wrinkly like when you sit in the bath
or too long and then you would be a fugitive on the roof and dance with the one eyebrowed russian midget porno star and all the haysheds in the world would welcome you into their red cocoons how do you spell that and yeah anyway they would do that and the
bill gates would die of natural causes because somebody forgot to put the toilet seat down again and then um where was i oh yeah well anyway your page does rule but i would suggest putting pictures of naked frogs on it because that is a hobby of mine col
ecting gay whales. Ok i luv you byebye.
Bleeding Nipples the Stripper - 08/28/99 05:33:54
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/area51/rampart/9867
My Email:[email protected]
Favorite Combustible: The red cup man that sings in the well.
I hate him. He wakes my cete of badgers every evening with his constant nasal opera.
Favorite Monty Python Moment: "Better get a bucket."
Comments:
My pasties hurt.
They are thumbtacks.
Thank you.
Peter Giacobbe - 08/27/99 17:23:46
My Email:[email protected]
Favorite Combustible: The Hindenburg
Favorite Monty Python Moment: The Dead Parrot
Comments:
Becky, it was really nice working with you this summer. I appreciate all the time you, Rico and Amala put into the Western blots even though I DID bribe you with pie.
Take care,
Peter.
Derrick - 08/27/99 17:13:34
My Email:[email protected]
Favorite Combustible: Stan
Favorite Monty Python Moment: The dead prince
Comments:
bECKE WORK FOR MMMMMI. I AM DDDDDUCTOR AT HOSPPITL. I SSSSSSSRTUDY BRIAHN. SHE WUKR HARRD TO GIT BRIANAN FAR MI. bECKI GIF ME MY MEEDICINE FOR TO MEK ME RITE GUD. SUMETYMES ITS HARD TO FIX BRIANS BUT SUMETIMES i DO ok. gUD LUC bECKI, GUD LUK. BI. dUCTOR M
CFFFFABNAERBE.
CheshireC@t - 07/05/99 04:35:41
My Email:[email protected]
Favorite Combustible: MgCl...it's purple....
Favorite Monty Python Moment: "...i never wanted to be a barber..."
Comments:
Well, i tried this before, and your page got pissy and decided not to accept my entry...grrr...anyway, here i am again, your favourite Feline from Mississauga...
Amala - 06/30/99 05:17:32
Favorite Combustible: polyester
Favorite Monty Python Moment: Lumberjack song
Comments:
Hey Becky...your page is twisted, but in a good way. We should put the premise to Gap Junctions on here!! Keep livin' la vida loca ;)
Austin Powers - 05/27/99 12:38:58
My URL:http://www.austinpowers.com
My Email:it's a secret baby!
Favorite Combustible: Mr. Biggles worth, that cat burns really well, baby yeah!
Favorite Monty Python Moment: I like those crazy English chaps, they're utterly Grr
Comments:
Hey baby, this page is groovy, you randy little vixen. Definately Grr baby, yeah!
Let me ask you something, Do I make you horny?
Your're completely shagadelic baby!
Kermit the Horny Toad - 04/21/99 04:33:03
Favorite Combustible: Mrs. Piggy
Favorite Monty Python Moment: In some countries, Monty Python is a punishment for shop lifting
Comments:
Hi Becky. I'm glad you didn't tape my mouth shut last night. I know how you like my long tongue. Why haven't you mentioned me in your page? And can you kick that baby chick out of the bed, it takes up all the room.
VayLenn the Twisted - 03/15/99 03:09:02
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Set/2787
My Email:[email protected]
Favorite Combustible: ME!!!! HAHAHAHA
Favorite Monty Python Moment: "We are the Knights who say 'Neeeet'!"
Comments:
I am one sad twisted individal.
Pitty me, and vist my page.
Thge Karyt Girl...a new wedding custom. - 03/06/99 07:44:02
My URL:http://cool.icestorm.net/aquadite/index.html
My Email:[email protected]
Favorite Combustible: Pre-Niplets. They go "Squish-BOOM!"
Favorite Monty Python Moment: "How shall we fuck off Oh Lord?"
Comments:
Thou dost DARE to threaten the chickens?
WENCH!!!
hee hee hee.
i LIKE pie.
Come-a-long Cassidy - 01/26/99 04:02:23
My URL:http://nude.pics.com
My Email:[email protected]
Favorite Combustible: man servants!
Comments:
I heard you and some others were putting together a catalogue of man servants. If this nasty rumour is true, then
PUT ME ON THE MAILING LIST BABY!
Timmy the turnip eater - 01/13/99 03:40:29
My URL:http://www.turnips.life.com
Favorite Combustible: not turnips, that's for sure
Favorite Monty Python Moment: they never did a sketch with turnips
Comments:
I'm looking for some TP for my bunghole,
Do you have any TP for my bunghole??
Please, some TP for my bunghole . . .
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
- 12/23/98 07:41:27
Comments:
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Blonde - 12/02/98 15:48:02
My URL:http://wwwjustin.com
My Email:[email protected]
Favorite Combustible: hairspray
Favorite Monty Python Moment: the catholic family with too many children
Comments:
This sight is way toooooo hot!
REDCRYSTALBULL - 12/01/98 04:56:46
My URL:http://www.motherussia.com/USSR/4/Can
My Email:[email protected]
Favorite Combustible: Yankie Pig Dogs!
Favorite Monty Python Moment: I do not like zee one vit dis John Cleez dizguzzing Red Commie Bastards!
Comments:
I have zee trazmission vrom dee Qveen: zee potato iz no longer zafe, dee Yankie Capitalist skum haz discovered existance of dees potato. Mikrofilm muzd be moved.
Crazyone assed man - 11/29/98 21:54:57
My URL:http://www.butplanet.com
My Email:[email protected]
Favorite Combustible: farts
Favorite Monty Python Moment: the man with 3 buttocks!
Comments:
your page is great, BUT
ha ha, just wanted to put my big BUT in here!!
- 11/29/98 21:51:51
Comments:
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never you mind - 11/17/98 17:56:25
My URL:http://www.nowhere/in/paticular
Favorite Combustible: fondue
Favorite Monty Python Moment: Arthur 2 sheds Jackson
Comments:
Your page is great, besides the fact that I can't understand your crazy Moon-language!!!!!!
Oh, and there's a Java script error in your index.html page (don't know what, just my browser keeps telling me)
cirrusgray - 10/30/98 07:33:22
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Docks/9875
My Email:[email protected]
Favorite Combustible: sugar!
Favorite Monty Python Moment: Intercourse the Penguin
Comments:
Well, nice page - of course! Fire is good and you take it to all new, um, levels. Certainly what I would consider part of the "New Sanity" . . . . . . . . . .
de-Licious the stripper - 10/20/98 04:15:31
Favorite Combustible: red, shiny pasties
Favorite Monty Python Moment: I like pythons!
Comments:
Fire is good...it impresses the folks at home...they think it's magic!!!!
Hoit is neat...i like green lots!!!!!!!
Ishtar - 10/15/98 01:48:44
Favorite Combustible: Morons who think a guestbook is a place to insult people
Favorite Monty Python Moment: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere cooooooooooooooomes another one!
Comments:
I like the page lots...it is good and wholesome like so much freshly-squeezed Chibijuice!
Larry Graves - 10/11/98 03:21:21
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Lofts/8854/
Favorite Combustible: gas
Favorite Monty Python Moment: fat guy throwing up in Meaning Of Life
Comments:
My whole family loved your site! :)
Lucas Loquat - 10/10/98 03:37:01
Favorite Combustible: Brunets
Favorite Monty Python Moment: I wonder where my fish has gone . . .
Comments:
Your page barely passes mediocrity, and the guestbook sucks - who writes these things anyway? Chances are most of the people signing are probably people you know pretending to be someone else just so they can make bitter comments without being associated
with their own bitter self. Mind you that's just what it seems like it, it's not that I myself would know anything about that, I mean how could I? right? ahem, I've uh, gotta go now, I can hear them coming down the hallway, got to hide before they can f
--
Rich - 10/10/98 02:29:05
My URL:http://www.expage.com/page/ricksfinalfantasyiiipage/
My Email:FF3RALocke@!ao.com
Favorite Combustible: Stuff
Favorite Monty Python Moment: What are you going to do...BLEED on me?!?
Comments:
Cool Page! MONTY PYTHON KICKS ASS!
Jeni - 10/09/98 22:30:25
My URL:http://www.eccentrica.org/jeni
Favorite Combustible: farts
Favorite Monty Python Moment: dunno!
Comments:
you've done a great job with tables, that takes a talent!
Shadow - 09/20/98 18:01:15
My URL:http://members.tripod.com/~Shawn_Morley/entrance.html
My Email:[email protected]
Favorite Combustible: Red Heads and explosives
Comments:
Cool page. Forgot what I had written here last time. It was a lot better. To bad your guest book wasn't working at the time. Well, hope you don't burn down the house you sick person you. *l* And I'll beat you @ Mariocart64 yet. Been practicing. And
if you're going to continue watching my Anime tapes leave them at the end so I don't tape over anything. There's not much problem with that because you always watch LaBlueGirl and its at the end but when you rewind it for your favourite parts, you just l
ave it there. *lol*
- 09/18/98 04:47:57
Comments:
Work, dammit!!!
- 09/05/98 00:22:16
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Ryan Skewes - 08/30/98 22:37:03
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/nc/ORyan101
My Email:[email protected]
Favorite Combustible: NAPALM
Favorite Monty Python Moment: Knights that say NEEEEEEE!!!
Comments:
hey man. Really cool page. I really like Hoit and I hope he enjoys his stay on our small, insignificant planet. Your poetry is really out of this world. some wierd stuff. Be careful with your combustibles. bye---Ryan
Charly - 08/29/98 19:32:46
My URL:http://members.xoom.com/charlysworld
My Email:[email protected]
Favorite Monty Python Moment: Ending of Life of Brain
Comments:
Hi Becky,
this page is burning all down, really great stuff
'bout things burning. How often your home was
burning down? Seem's you're the evil nightmare
of every fireman in your town!!
So keep it up!
Bye Charly
PS: Don't burn down any homepage you're visiting *ROTFL*
Oges - 08/21/98 09:22:46
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Canal/2674/
My Email:[email protected]
Favorite Combustible: popcorn
Favorite Monty Python Moment: umm .. when his tried hitting someone
Comments:
Hey dude, pretty mad page ya got here.
Just incase you wanted to know, popcorn burns well .. but the flavoured stuff burns REAL well {discovered while sitting bored in front of puter}
Weird Web World - 08/21/98 03:32:56
My URL:http://www.rosemarywest.com/guide/
Favorite Combustible: sofa cushion
Favorite Monty Python Moment: dead parrot
Comments:
Good luck!
cirrusgray - 08/20/98 04:48:07
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Nebula/3525
My Email:[email protected]
Favorite Combustible: insect abdomens (okay so they don't burn but they do pop when you burn them under a magnifiying lens!)
Favorite Monty Python Moment: Raymond Luxury Yacht a.k.a. Throat Warbler Mangrove :-)
Comments:
A piece of advice for some new, and official material. Go to your local Canada Post, and pick up the flyer entitled, "Do not mail Dangerous Goods." After all, how else would we know not to mail grenades and nitroglycerin?! <:-D
Victoria - 08/18/98 15:20:58
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Cove/3898
My Email:[email protected]
Favorite Combustible: don't have one.. sowwy
Favorite Monty Python Moment: dont have one of dem either. LOL
Comments:
Nice looking page... thanx for visiting and signing my guestbook. Keep up the good work!
A1-Webdesigners - 08/12/98 19:06:30
My URL:http://A1-Webdesigners.hypermart.net/
My Email:[email protected]
Favorite Combustible: Molotiv Cocktails
Favorite Monty Python Moment: The CheeseShop
Comments:
From one Pyromaniac to anouther, "Cool site!" Burn... Burn... My little beauties! ~(insain laughter)~ Anyway, drop by ours sometime, and keep up the good work,
Regards, Neil
A1-Webdesigners
LOBO7 - 08/09/98 16:25:21
My URL:http://www.injersey.infi.net/~lobo7/lobo7
My Email:[email protected]
Comments:
Very nice Web Page !..Really enjoyed my visit !..LOBO7
The real T.U.G.S. - 08/03/98 16:57:59
My URL:http://start.at/the.page
Favorite Combustible: Plastic bags
Favorite Monty Python Moment: Pauly Parrot is dead (pet shop)
Comments:
Just wanted to stop by and let you know you have a very nice site and I think we have an impersonator. I havent been to your site before so I think you should remove the other entry by T.U.G.S.. It's probably the same person who has recently started spamm
ng my e-mail. I did get a script error when I came in, but your site is nice. If it helps you, I am using MSIE 4.0.... Keep up the good and be sure to stop back by THE PAGE sometime.
Kara Townsend - 07/02/98 12:03:52
My URL:http://www.dynamicSex.com
My Email:[email protected]
Comments:
Hi! I was surfing through GeoCities and saw your page. Pretty Cool! My name is Kara. I am 24 years old and live in San Diego, CA. I have been teaching myself HTML for the last several months. Please visit my site, Kara
s dynamicSex and tell me what you think of it. I will be adding pictures of myself within the next couple days. I would love to exchange links with you! 
Cassi - 06/08/98 07:42:17
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/ok/snoopee/
My Email:[email protected]
Favorite Combustible: Hairspray (Is that combustible ?!)
Favorite Monty Python Moment: Never seen Monty Python sorry
Comments:
Groovy Groovy groovy page!!! It grooves!!!! Fire grooves!!!! COMBUSTIBLES GROOVE!!!
Anyway sorry bout that your page is just GROOVY and I love it. BTW in your guestbook u cant see thw writing proply u have 2 highlight it
Other then that KEEP GROOVIN oh and visit the crud hole (my page)
Sheena - 06/07/98 03:32:44
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Breakers/3520
My Email:[email protected]
Favorite Combustible: seagulls
Favorite Monty Python Moment: Haven't seen any of the movies yet...don't shoot me...please?
Comments:
Interesting page....so....uhhh....yeah. :) My page isn't quite a morbid but it's almost as odd...at least the one I gave the address to this time. Who are you anyway? Or is that a big secret? Take care!
amraK - 06/01/98 01:29:00
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/oh/boogeysworld/index.html
Comments:
HEY I WANT TO CHANGE MY MONTY MOMENT :)...My favorite is the duel where dude keeps losing body parts LMFAO LMAO LMFAO LMAO...HAHA HAHA HO HAO
HAWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
amraK - 06/01/98 01:25:01
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/oh/boogeysworld/index.html
My Email:[email protected]
Favorite Combustible: um...HAIRSPRAY
Favorite Monty Python Moment: the cow-ta-pult
Comments:
Hey, just wanted to say I loved your page..and I know of a page I thought you might be interested in.
Brace YOURSELF
www.goregallery.com
Ronnie - 05/27/98 05:11:36
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/in/ronniespage/mastap.html
My Email:[email protected]
Comments:
Hey this is a pretty cool page kinda strange though Well n e way stop by my page some time and sign my guestbook
Lynn - 05/23/98 02:44:31
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/ca/pookyhut/index.html
My Email:[email protected]
Favorite Combustible: Whuh?
Favorite Monty Python Moment: Hmm?
Comments:
Hi. Just lookin' around.
Jeni - 05/17/98 20:15:03
My URL:http://www.eccentrica.org/jeni
My Email:top secret
Favorite Combustible: uh, pop rocks
Favorite Monty Python Moment: uh, ?
Comments:
Favorite Combustible? Oh god, you're insane!!!!!
Farvin - 05/12/98 17:00:51
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/Paris/Bistro/4282/index.html
My Email:[email protected]
Favorite Combustible: My soft bed!!
Comments:
Beautiful Site!!! Very classy and unique. I love your sense of humor. Very refreshing!!!
Please stop by my site. I would appreciate any suggestions or comments on how to improve my homepage.
Katarina - 05/01/98 22:36:01
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/Paris/LeftBank/9870
Comments:
Such a creative person you must be!! That's just great! Well done!
Why don't you come by my castle and hopefully you'll find something interesting behind the unlocked doors that will make your visit meaningful and worthwhile! Please do not forget to si
n my guestbook while you are there.....
Best Wishes,
Katarina
Travis - 04/26/98 23:11:38
My URL:http://www.geocities.com./SoHo/Cafe/5416/index.html
Favorite Combustible: methane (wink,wink)
Favorite Monty Python Moment: "ah about half past twelve.."
Comments:
Cool site, definetly unique, specially liked the mother story, and if u don't get my monty reference... ur not a proper fan!*s*,.
Amy the Great - 04/18/98 18:11:48
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/CollegePark/2242/
My Email:[email protected]
Favorite Combustible: grapes!!! (see my web page)
Favorite Monty Python Moment: the one where they're at the church place with the nuns
Comments:
Hwaaaa! I laughed! It was funny! Now here's what you'll want to do: visit my page of experiments. It's at http://www.geocities.com/CollegePark/2242/exp.html and it's fun. Mind if I put your list of combustibles up there?? See ya later!! :)
BuckWezr - 04/18/98 16:07:22
My URL:http://www.BucksWorld.com
My Email:[email protected]
Favorite Combustible: the ethynol filled testicals of the frozen bjort-hog of Alpha Centauri
Favorite Monty Python Moment: Right!!!!!
Comments:
Babe! Love the site. So sorry it took me long to get back. Gotta get my server bahaving again, then I think I'll award your site an award. The Fantastic Furring Flying Butt Monkey Award, or maybe even the "Faux King Great Site" award. We'll see. I
ight ask for a "special favor" though. I am a king, therefore you and I won't get rung through grand jury hearings and too much media exposure. Just a blissful afternoon under the desk! Ah... life is so grand. If only I were a cherry blossom... then I
cold scare the living shit out of little insects who think I might instead be the ashes of a firey, inferno of destruction. But... I digress. Hey, where's my meds?
becks - 04/17/98 17:30:02
My URL:http://netnet.net/~mprfreak/index.html
My Email:[email protected]
Favorite Combustible: gasoline
Favorite Monty Python Moment: Architect sketch
Comments:
Your page is unique and enjoyable! How could anyone not love it! My visit was eventful and worth the trip! I look forward to a return trip!
NervousRAT - 04/16/98 14:03:58
My URL:http://www.qni.com/~rob
My Email:[email protected]
Favorite Combustible: ME
Favorite Monty Python Moment: Boul moment or is it Movement
Comments:
HEY!
HELP!!! I was directed here by the GODS because if I don't get a life I will Combust, SPONTANIOUSLY! Oh yeah, and I love your Homepage too!
My LIFE is the PITS! Come and see Charlie Potatoes who is presently at my site Driving a Tractor and Typing on the Computer at ROB'S WORLD said I should come up
here and check you out! So here I am.... but I will be making my DEBUT as "NervousRAT" soon for all to see... sooooooooo,
COME and see me!
Signed,
Uncle Rob
Charlie Potatoes
NervousRAT
Sean - 04/16/98 06:40:49
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/RainForest/Vines/3762/
My Email:[email protected]
Favorite Combustible: Combustible? Comestible? Eh?
Favorite Monty Python Moment: Ooh! Ooh! "Blue, no yellowwwwww... " *as he's catipulted off the bridge*
Comments:
I was disturbed. but that's okay, 'cause I LIKED IT! Woo hoO!
Thanks for stopping by, you are on my bookmarks, that is a HIGH honor.. usually I just forget the URL and remember the content..
Jill Rushton - 04/16/98 02:32:44
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Ranch/9350
My Email:[email protected]
Comments:
I love your page. Thanks for visiting mine.
qutoi stop - 04/14/98 06:34:01
My Email:requires a citizenship stop
Favorite Combustible: colle au caouthouc stop
Favorite Monty Python Moment: i have not met his head stop
Comments:
[begin transmission]
ridiculous stop my name is qutoi stop i come in search of hoit stop you who claim ownership of my brother shall learn all about combustibles beyond your earthling desire stop it will be a slow and educational death stop return him exclamation point you ha
e 48 hours to obey my thumb stop goodbye stop
[end transmission]
(stop stop stop)
[transmission post script]
or else stop previous stop is a punctuation-stop stop
[end transmission post script]
Colleen - 04/03/98 02:51:13
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/ny/ScarlettMissy
My Email:[email protected]
Favorite Combustible: Bleach
Comments:
Sick, Sick, Sick, I like it. Hoit is adorable. The "Mother" story, damn you need help! Thorazine, Lithium? Hey, maybe I can help you out....
I have to check out some of your fave places....
dimpi - 03/28/98 03:12:25
My URL:http://www.bigfoot.com/~dkalira/
My Email:[email protected]
Favorite Combustible: WD-40
Favorite Monty Python Moment: 'Twas merely a flesh wound
Comments:
Man, you're not kidding about that "Cruise control will not steer the car for you" thing. Believe you me, I learned the hard way.
- 03/27/98 23:15:49
Comments:
testing....
- 03/27/98 21:58:09
Comments:
testing...
W. Hamilton - 03/24/98 13:39:17
My Email:[email protected]
Favorite Combustible: computers
Favorite Monty Python Moment: The Restaurant Sketch
Comments:
Satan tells me to say HELLO KITTY! Satan is telling me to set many "objects" on fire! Satan commands me fully! And the margarinefly says to kill them all! THEY ALL MUST DIE! NO MORE! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! I DON'T WANT YOU IN THERE! LET ME LIVE MY LIFE! ...
Well, I'm better now. So, hows about you?
Adam - 03/21/98 07:01:57
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/la/AdamHaney
My Email:[email protected]
Favorite Combustible: Anything toxic
Favorite Monty Python Moment: The persistant black knight
Comments:
Nifty page you've got here. I like it.
ashie - 03/20/98 23:05:02
My Email:[email protected]
Favorite Combustible: grapes
Favorite Monty Python Moment: not gill-cup
Comments:
i'm tary
Aalter - 03/17/98 18:33:41
My URL:http://come.to/bartje
My Email:[email protected]
Comments:
hello.
I just wanne drop in a note??that i like your page..
maybe you even will like mine :)
see ya , bye
Justin - 03/15/98 21:10:40
My URL:http://www.msinets.com/~jsculthorpe
My Email:[email protected]
Favorite Combustible: Bush C.D.'s
Favorite Monty Python Moment: The Knights Who Say "Ni"
Comments:
Nice page, especially from a pyro-freak. Looks cool from what I've read.
Bird of Prey - 03/14/98 23:46:40
My URL:http://www.kalama.com/~birdofprey
My Email:[email protected]
Favorite Combustible: Silly String
Favorite Monty Python Moment: I fart in your general direction
Comments:
Well, I have an interesting tale about silly string, an oven lighter, and a scorched '78 Lincoln Continental...but that's for another time.
Stumpy - 03/14/98 04:40:49
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/ca/thisoldapartment
My Email:[email protected]
Favorite Combustible: oil and gas and fire all mixed 2gether
Favorite Monty Python Moment: When he yells, "Run away! Run away!" instead of retreat
Comments:
Hm, I could've sworn I've signed your guestbook before, but when I flipped through the entries I couldn't find mine ... Perhaps it was so vulgar that you deleted it. But then, I never put vulgar stuff in people's guestbooks, that's silly ... I don't even
eally say that many vulgar things in real life either, cuz, well, you know, I'm only 16 and everything and prolly all the old people in the world wouold be really disappointed to see a 16yrolf saying vulgar things. I said a vulgar thing to Ruth once, she
s sort of like the bane of my life, I was angry with her so I made a comment about how I thought Elvis Stojko would perform in bed. Mind, I have no interest in how he would perform, as, well, that's VULGAR, but I said it anyway to irritate her as she's a
ad prudish. -stumpy
Jeff - 03/14/98 03:14:05
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/ny/torpedojoe/index.html
My Email:[email protected]
Favorite Combustible: Brown Paper bag with....well you know. On someones door step!
Favorite Monty Python Moment: ALL OF THEM
Comments:
A really uh hmm...."HOT" Site. Excuse the Pun. Very Creative. I especially liked your list of Hard to believe they're combustable. Drop by The Official Dancing Chicken Web Site sometime. But leave your matches at home. My pal Joe Schmoe doesnt like f
re. Oh ...Joe Schmoe, he's my Dancing Chicken. Say Hello!
the Maniac and the two cats who own and operate him - 03/12/98 07:56:07
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/~les_novelist/
My Email:[email protected]Favorite Combustible: Jet fuel
Favorite Monty Python Moment: Tossing diary cows off the castle...
Comments:
Thanks for signing our guestbook and visiting our place. We appreciate your comments as well. Plus we got your app for one of our awards. Of course, you can nominate yourself. Why not? Us cats are really nice. Da human bean is just a beanie weanie, you kn
w. Your home page is really very nice, interesting, and fun. The link colors are a little hard to see, but everything else was super. Thanks for the visit of fun and adventure.
Our Clickable Calling Card! Neat, huh!
Jeff - 03/10/98 03:54:00
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/id/jeff1971
Favorite Combustible: The human body
Favorite Monty Python Moment: When that knight tried to deny that his arms and legs weren't cut off
Comments:
I found you from the Not Elvis guestbook. I read the Spontaneous Human Combustion because that has always been a fascination of mine. That is so freaking weird to just burst into flames for no reason at all!... and not burn your clothes or some other th
ngs in your immediate vicinity. The orange letters and black background was a nice touch. You didn't steal that background from me, did you? I like that you have a unique theme here too.
Karolyn Gray - 03/08/98 05:57:50
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Rampart/1248/
My Email:[email protected]
Favorite Combustible: Uh, gasoline...yeah, that's it
Comments:
Just dropped by your page after reading my guest book. I love your page!! It's very cool and definitely original. And very informative.
The Not Elvis - 03/03/98 06:22:11
My URL:http://members.xoom.com/notelvis
Favorite Combustible: School food
Favorite Monty Python Moment: Ive only seen 1.
Comments:
Thanks so much for signing my book. I definately concur with you about interesting GB entries. Many children simply Spam in books. I used to be one of them. I read your book, and it looks like you got a couple of interesting ones. Some punk was kind
nough to leave cowarldy thoughts, but not his identity. When I get those, I just laugh. I got a hold of your Mom's bio, and I can see it being a little disturbing to some, but regardless, it is in humorous style and isnt serious. I laughed. People need
to lighten up. I cant say that enough. Take care and thanks.
Elvis Slept Here, again.
Awang Hazfizan - 02/27/98 05:40:38
My URL:http://members.delphi.com/vyvian
My Email:[email protected]Comments:
Hello.....
Sharon Milne - 02/26/98 08:47:59
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/ok/sarahandsharon/index.html
My Email:[email protected]
Favorite Combustible: Cans of hairspray, humans
Favorite Monty Python Moment: Don't really like it...."now for something completely different"
Comments:
hi there,
cool page, when i was 7 or 8 i set many things alight, the cat, flammable liquids, and even my sisters hair when she was asleep. well you went on mine so i decided to go on yous.
well bye
- 02/23/98 17:20:03
Comments:
What an absolutely horrid page. It lacks any attempt at creativity. I found it to be reched. And this osession with fire? Please, that is sooo old! But then you're probably some ancient druged-out hippy, sitting on your bean bag chair, staring at the lava
lamp in the corner of that dark cave you call an apartment, randomly punching buttons on the computer before you. DIE!
Phil - 02/21/98 23:50:28
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/il/pproctor
My Email:[email protected]
Favorite Combustible: Skin
Favorite Monty Python Moment: Orgy
Comments:
I once met a man named Bob. He began to piss on me so I lit his head on fire. Can you say "Jack-O-Lantern"?
Chris Allen - 02/21/98 14:30:25
My URL:http://www.york.ac.uk/~cja104/
My Email:[email protected]
Favorite Combustible: Unsuspecting hamsters, squirrels and lap dogs
Favorite Monty Python Moment: He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
Comments:
Well, after you came over to my site I thought I'd visit yours, after all what sort of person hasn't tried a grilled banana? I love your page, I hope mother is content (I bet you still talk to her regularly). The poetry is touching. I almost wept. The bur
ing stuff.. is.. well.. scientific(?) Ever watched the episode of Friends where Phoebe meets her brother? You may find it inspirational. Happy combusting..
The Not Elvis - 02/21/98 00:43:51
My URL:http://members.xoom.com/notelvis
Favorite Combustible: Musical flow moments
Favorite Monty Python Moment: The chicken scene in Holy Grail
Comments:
I was very intrigued by this site. I read all of the spontaneous combustion writings you had. That topic is a bit squeamish. I learned about it a while ago and have seen photos. There is also a really crappy movie called, you guessed it, Spontaneous C
mbustion. Best o luck, and remember to stop, drop, and roll.
Elvis Slept Here
jEnNyFeR - 02/20/98 00:36:06
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/va/worldomination/index.html
My Email:[email protected]Favorite Combustible: bUtAnE
Favorite Monty Python Moment: fish
Comments:
loved yer site, i shall treasure the memories for always and eternity! i hope it was as good for you as it was for me. JULY 31, 2001 i shall take over planet earth (with the help of hoit) (:
Fuzzy - 02/13/98 01:25:25
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Rampart/1969/
My Email:[email protected]
Favorite Combustible: gasoline
Favorite Monty Python Moment: "I'm a lumberjack..."
Comments:
Nice page, next revision I do, I'll add a link to my page. Not much in the way of graphics but good content. If you go to my Area 51 page stick around for about 5 minutes. It's worth the wai
. If you stick around for 15 (on my main page) it gets really good.
Wiiiiiiiiiiiill (Or so I have been dubbed - 02/12/98 10:20:58
My URL:http://www.uea.ac.uk/~x9737138/paranoia.html
My Email:[email protected]
Favorite Combustible: There is nothing like the smell of napalm in the morning (Where is this quote from? I have forgotten )
Favorite Monty Python Moment: tricky one - Number 43 A larch
Comments:
Oops forgot to add comments to my previous post so you get two signings for the price of one you lucky person you.
I have perused your site, and would recommend a that you break a window and then use a small sliver of glass to cut your strait jacket and run free like the rest of the mad people. Bwahahaha
Wiiiiiiiiiiiill (Or so I have been dubbed - 02/12/98 10:17:21
My URL:http://www.uea.ac.uk/~x9737138/paranoia.html
My Email:[email protected]
Favorite Combustible: There is nothing like the smell of napalm in the morning (Where is this quote from? I have forgotten )
Favorite Monty Python Moment: tricky one - Number 43 A larch
Comments:
dinglechip - 02/11/98 22:30:27
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Cove/9955/
My Email:[email protected]
Favorite Combustible: farts
Favorite Monty Python Moment: when he cuts off the dude's arms and legs
Comments:
Your page is a lot of fun, thanks for signing my guestbook! I'm going to tell everyone I know to come here.
monica - 02/11/98 07:05:57
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Valley/4787
My Email:[email protected]
Favorite Combustible: **thinking**
Favorite Monty Python Moment: who is that?
Comments:
Hi! Got here from where you signed anothers g'book...so I thought I would take a looksee...nice page...**S** Stop in and visit me sometime! God Bless!
Sara - 02/10/98 12:01:54
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/soho/gallery/4265/
My Email:[email protected]
Favorite Combustible: hair
Favorite Monty Python Moment: I can't remember what its called, but everyone is playing piano and things keep happening to get their hands and arms and stuff cut off, and they are all bleeding all over the place. I have mad amounts of Python .wav f
les if you're interested
Comments:
Nice...strange...awesome site. Quite interesting!
mrsarkastik - 02/07/98 16:18:48
My URL:http://already said it!
My Email:said that too!
Favorite Combustible: butane (again, this is a repeat)
Favorite Monty Python Moment: N/A
Comments:
P.S.--I used to melt rubber bands too, and let me tell you--it doesn't feel too good to have them come in contact with the skin. I also burned a hole in my mother's carpet (I disguised it pretty good), me and my friends also used to
oll dry leaves up in newspaper and puff on them (don't ask me why, we were young), and I use to make drano bombs (no combustion, just heat transfer)... = : - |
mrsarkastik - 02/07/98 16:10:53
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/oh/runaway00slave/index.html
My Email:[email protected]
Favorite Combustible: butane
Favorite Monty Python Moment: I could only watch 10 minutes of "The Holy Grail," sorry...
Comments:
Great page, I love SCIENCE (I can't wait to get into my science courses here at school). I liked the info and stuff. I used to melt my GI Joe's down when I was young (sort of like the ultimate fate kind of thing), and me and my boys
lmost burned down a patch of the woods where we live lighting fireworks during a dry summer with a 2" deep bed of dry leaves (smart). I was thinking "Pyrodite" was fools gold, but I just remembered, it's something like "pyrite" (isn't it). Well, I would c
nsult the new science desk reference I just got from a book club, but I am so busy studying and stuff...I'm ramblin', nice pages, see ya. =: - |
The Blonde - 02/06/98 18:33:50
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Plains/7319/
My Email:[email protected]
Favorite Combustible: Hairspray
Favorite Monty Python Moment: The naked guy at the piano
Comments:
Pyrodite, you best check your Mother sector, I thought I saw a bunch of construction workers that could not run fast enough. Also I couldn't find the bathroom, sorry about the mess.
FaceLicker - 02/06/98 00:31:07
My URL:http://home.onestop.net/facelicker/
My Email:[email protected]
Favorite Combustible: the old favorite...petrol
Favorite Monty Python Moment: Albatros..or 4 yorkshiremen
Comments:
I must admit, that soaking a tennis ball in petrol, setting it alight, then kicking back and forth across your neighbours lawn is enormous fun
F��@k@Z��� - 02/04/98 20:20:52
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Studio/7930/
My Email:[email protected]
Favorite Combustible: I like the small things...you know, hair strands on fire (they crumple up well!) and smashing cap gun thingies
Favorite Monty Python Moment: "the stoning"...you know, "a boy named brian"...i think thats what the movie was called...
Comments:
Award winner!!! In case you don't check your guestbook often (i don't) i'll email ya too...You got a kool page!!! Yer obsessed...I like that!!! Uh...i hate ending these guestbook messages...BYE!!
Rachel - 01/30/98 01:53:30
My URL:http://DCA.Durhamc.ON.CA/students/sloat/
My Email:[email protected]
Favorite Combustible: humans
Favorite Monty Python Moment: it's waifer thin
Comments:
Hi Bec!
I finally made it to your guest book. There's a lot of info to digest in this site. Very cool. I hope you can get to mine soon.
JAM - 01/29/98 14:57:42
My URL:http://www.en.com/users/njm
My Email:[email protected]
Favorite Combustible: marshmallows
Comments:
Hello, you with the warped mind;)
I really had a lot of fun at your site...very creative...BUT...I have just checked once again to make sure my real identity is n
where on the net,Mother. I have a couple of fire backgrounds and a cool flame gif if you need any more;)
Min - 01/28/98 05:56:04
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Palms/3434
My Email:[email protected]
Comments:
Hi:
Thanks for signing my guest book and your kind words! I took a look at your pages. I have to agree that it is really "COOL" place, full of coolest ideas all over the net. Keep up the cool work, dude.
Istaru - 01/27/98 18:39:46
My URL:http://mother@loves_her_children.com
My Email:Yes.Favorite Combustible: Twiglets
Favorite Monty Python Moment: It's
Comments:
Twiglets R Good.
- 01/26/98 17:08:45
Comments:
NO NO NO NO NO NO
Mike Ouellet - 01/24/98 20:16:00
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/mo/ouepage/index.html
My Email:[email protected]
Favorite Combustible: humans
Favorite Monty Python Moment: what?
Comments:
Cool page!
Kronos - 01/24/98 05:16:59
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Set/3610/
My Email:[email protected]
Favorite Combustible: people
Favorite Monty Python Moment: Bring out your dead!
Comments:
Bring out... [rewr!] ...your dead!
[rewr!] [clang] Bring out your dead!
thanks for filling out the form on me homepage
Your Page is HOT!
The Blonde (The Cabana Beach Club) - 01/24/98 04:27:34
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Plains/7319/
My Email:[email protected]
Favorite Combustible: People
Favorite Monty Python Moment: The Penguin Blowing Up on the Telly.
Comments:
Well I'll be I think like I got a complete head rush from being this far out in Cyber space.
I love combustiable aliens and I will come back later cause like it strains my eyes and creates wrinkles to read this all in one night.
The Cabana Boy thinks you are way too cool!!!
It's me again. - 01/20/98 23:50:01
My URL:Mother said "NO INTERNET!"
My Email:"E-Mail is stinky!" Mother said!
Favorite Combustible: The Internet
Favorite Monty Python Moment: Too hard! Makes my brain hurt!
Comments:
Doctor gave me some wonderfull pills! I feel much better!
The Reverend Jough Approximately - 01/20/98 05:56:35
My URL:http://www.jough.com
My Email:[email protected]
Favorite Combustible: Human Beings
Favorite Monty Python Moment: It's.
Comments:
Nice flame-retardent pages. I'm not exactly sure what's the significance of the crosses made of milk-duds, but hey, who am I to judge? -- Jough
Tim - 01/20/98 05:28:01
My URL:http://www.newwave.net/~renegade
My Email:[email protected]
Comments:
kewlll page dude....
You know who I am!!! - 01/19/98 22:04:21
My Email:MOTHER said "NO E-Mail!"Favorite Combustible: Mother said not to play with FIRE ... FIRE...Flames, on the sides of my face! Breathing, breath... HEAVING BREATHS! ...
Favorite Monty Python Moment: Pepperpots, any and all Pepperpots.
Comments:
The biography of MOTHER was very disturbing, just like me. I complement you on a web page that is well done. It proves many theories about human psychology. Many theories, yes! Doctor had many theories! Doctor told me his THEORIES! Doctor had to go AWAY!
OCTOR didn't belive me when I said I could hear the voices! DOCTOR needed his INJECTIONS! Doctor took a magical trip! Doctor got to meet the Pixi-Bitches! He KILLED THEM ALL! BAD DOCTOR! NO PILLS! NO, I MUST FINISH TYPING! I DON'T WANT TO GO AWAY! I NEED
HE COMPUTER! IT IS MY LIFES BLOOD! wITHOUT COMPUTER, I WOULD HAVE TO KILL THEM ALL ... YES, KILL ... THEY THOUGHT I WAS HARMLESS ... NO ONE EVER SUSPECTS THE QUITE ONES. DOCTOR DIDN'T THINK I WAS CAPABLE OF COMMITING MULTIPLE HOMICIDES IN ONE NIGHT! I ENC
OACHED UPON THE VILLAGE AND SHOWED THEM WHO WAS ACCLIMATISED BACK INTO SOCIETY! THAT WAS THERE ONE FATAL MISTAKE! STOP STARING AT ME! YOU'LL HAVE TO GO AWAY! DON'T RUN, IT IS FUTILE! COME BACK! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA............
Meg - 01/19/98 17:09:04
My URL:http://www.mindspring.com/~megadee/weirdo.htm
My Email:[email protected]
Favorite Combustible: my old modem
Favorite Monty Python Moment: "I want to a woman." "I want to have babies!" "I want you all to call me Loretta!"
Comments:
Ouch...hotfoot.
Spanky - 01/18/98 20:50:29
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/Wellesley/2014/
My Email:[email protected]
Favorite Combustible: Wombat Fur
Favorite Monty Python Moment: The penguin on top of your telly will now explode!
Comments:
Wow great site....I just have four words for you "Stop...Drop...and...Roll" BBQ anyone???? : P
Jason - 01/18/98 03:25:12
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Vault/1259
My Email:[email protected]
Favorite Combustible: humans
Comments:
Cool spontaneous human combustion section.
Trey - 01/17/98 06:56:19
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/tx/TreysStuff/index.html
My Email:[email protected]
Favorite Combustible: the kind that look really cool
Favorite Monty Python Moment: Holy Grail
Comments:
Moose's nose wiped by...
~Laverne - 01/17/98 02:24:18
My URL:http://www.dzn.com/~lhindi/
Comments:
Enjoyed your website. Thanks for a great visit!
EXPOSE UR WEBSITE TO THE MAX~Laverne's Dynamic ADD A LINK
JOIN Operation Just Cause!
Bobbie Gogain - 01/16/98 19:49:20
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Lofts/7508
My Email:[email protected]Favorite Combustible: firewood...for the fireplace!
Favorite Monty Python Moment: ahhhhhhh...ahhhhh!
Comments:
Howdy, I love this page, my hubby is a fireman, has been for 20 some years..Can't wait till he gets home to show him all your stuff..very KEWL!
Great page, thanks a million...
if you ever need a fire poem..let me know, got one
ready to go.....html and all...
Bobbie
lonely too in toronto - 01/16/98 07:25:00
My Email:no.sleep@university
Favorite Combustible: fire logs--god only knows what they put in them things...
Favorite Monty Python Moment: "why, that's only a flesh wound!"
Comments:
"a disturbing incident today in california. the main net server of well-known home-page provider geocities mysteriously went up in smoke shortly before noon. no one was in the office at the time. unfortunately, no one was hurt. as yet, there has been
o explanation given, the fire marshall's office is still investigating..."
[AP, California]
Psychic Cola Co. - 01/14/98 17:13:57
Favorite Combustible: BAD MAN BAD MAN
Favorite Monty Python Moment: "... and several butchers aprons."
Comments:
Congradulations Ms.Pyro! You have been selected by the Psychic Cola Co. has chosen you to reep the benefits of our fine psychic products. Have you ever meet that annoying person who has no shame, well just spray them with new Can Of Shame! Yes, one spray
f this and that annoying individual will go away! And don't forget our specialty, Psychic Cola. You don't need to expend precious fuel drink that vile liquid known as Cola, just imagine that cool Cola taste, and Psychic Cola will do the rest. We will be i
contact with you in the future.
Ivor Bigbody (Age 3) - 01/14/98 16:54:56
Favorite Combustible: n/a
Favorite Monty Python Moment: n/a
Comments:
VENUS
A large hairy man,
Stands alone on a shell,
In the water.
He is Venus.
Madame Blue - 01/11/98 21:12:48
My URL:http://come.to/madame-blue
My Email:[email protected]
Favorite Combustible: anything that goes Boom!
Favorite Monty Python Moment: I mock you..you've been mocked...go...(well you know the rest)
Comments:
I love this place!
I adore anything slightly warped...
The more warped the better I like..
So I may never leave here *wink*
Kent - 01/11/98 03:31:11
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Marina/8370
My Email:[email protected]
Favorite Combustible: 49ers
Favorite Monty Python Moment: ??????
Comments:
Hi, thanks for stopping by my site and signing the guestbook. You have a nice homepage here, keep up the good work :-)
Thomas - 01/10/98 00:20:33
My Email:[email protected]
Comments:
Greetings from Germany, from Thomas!
Yes, I found your page and it's very good!
Trust Noone !
Thomas
The Other - 01/08/98 17:16:20
My URL:www.geocities.com/Area 51/Rampart 4563
My Email:never
Favorite Combustible: the Host body
Favorite Monty Python Moment: Exploding Penguin On The T.V.
Comments:
A-Hoy-Hoy! You have been selected by the committee if the Other to be the recipiant of a series of Holy Massages about the great being who is known as Clive Anderson. All hail Clive! Leader of all creation! In the first story, you will learn of the magica
Pixi-Bitch and how the Clive changed its life forever. The second installment, "Son of Pixi-Bitch" continues the tail of the Happy Valley of the Elves. If you wish to continue with these stories, contact the one known as Katy McGirr, through who I shall
send these tales. THE ALTERNATE WHISHES TO TAKE CONTROL OF THE HOST BODY!!!....... The Alternate has been taken care of. I , the Other, is now in supreme control of the host. Good-bye for now.
Ash - 01/08/98 17:03:05
Favorite Combustible: blue wire
Favorite Monty Python Moment: comfy chair
Comments:
pagoDa. PAGODA!
HOIT IS ALL THAT IS GOOD AND PURE AND WHOLESOME IN THIS FEEBLE EXISTENCE.
Tim - 01/08/98 09:01:00
My URL:http://www.newwave.net/~renegade
My Email:[email protected]
Comments:
hello there Cosmic Inferno...as I was riding along out here in cyberspace on my harley I saw your web page I hit my brakes stopped and came in for while...whooo
hat a nice place you got here...I rode around to all your pages and gee what a neat job you have done here and at the same time I grabbed some links and other goodies and stashed them away in my saddle bags...*grinning*... but I was very careful not to
ess nothing up while I was here riding around so keep up the good work...well I must be riding on along now but don't worry I'll be back to check it out again as soon as I am by this way again...so take care and visit me sometime soon...*later*
*Caution crossing this banner with your mouse will make it magical and take you directly to my page*
Ride Like the Wind
by Christopher Cross
Nicole Bollingham - 01/07/98 22:03:18
My URL:http://alpha.selu.edu/~istu258
My Email:[email protected]
Favorite Monty Python Moment: The Holy Grail All of it!
Comments:
Cool page!!! Great background.
Paige - 01/07/98 21:02:05
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Palms/2848
My Email:[email protected]
Favorite Combustible: the microwave
Favorite Monty Python Moment: huh?
Comments:
Streetcorner Barbie is my Hero!
George is a soccer-playing cow, if that clears anything up, but I don't expect it to, since I don't get it.
*Paige
tanya aka Persephone - 01/07/98 16:23:20
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/RainForest/9956
My Email:[email protected]
Comments:
hey.. you're right.. this IS a scary place.. anyhow, and there ya go, you told me to sign your guestbook so here i am!...
see ya
urula the damned - 12/17/97 17:18:34
My Email:die cat is black, oh goody
Favorite Combustible: scripts and drama-types
Favorite Monty Python Moment: a short raseberry
Comments:
You call this a web page?!? In my day, we had web pages 20 miles long, and we didn't have none of these damned fancy fonts. You have it soo bloody easy these days! Your kind makes me sick! I don't feel like talking to you any more! Die cat is calling me!
must answer it ....
Asreal-Abis prince of sorrow - 12/12/97 17:12:28
Favorite Combustible: troll people ie)Mrs. watkin
Favorite Monty Python Moment: I don't you want me to choose out of all that they have done I can't belive you. If you said moments I could have understanded even though I would have bin typing for ever. Now for just one moment you can't really mak
make me decided right now can you? like I mean for gods sake out of everything that they have done you must be crasy. Oh by the way I realy like the "Have you came for an argument?" sketch
Comments:
My comments you really want my coments okay then fine I'll tell you my comments. I absolutly love your page. There I said it now I hope you are happy now. Well first of all I am sorry I didn't say very much the other time but I was cold, wet, tired and th
re were wolves after me. One tdhing that I don't get is why the long address can't you shrink it I mean if I didn't have bookmarks I would be going nuts trying to make sure that the address is correct. Why am I complaning well It because I am a bitch I am
a lover I'm a child I'm a mother I'm sinner I am a saint with... Oh crapulence don't you hate it when you get songs in you head and they just stick. don't worry I am not a bitch not a love not a child not a mother and not sinner. Well now how is the stres
of exams HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. Oh I am sorry I am not laughing a you or your exams it's just that fearless phil just came in the room. Don't Know who he is just ask Katie she w
ll explain. Oh shirt without the R PETE just came in the room and is kicking me off so T.T.F.N
Steve Anthony - 12/12/97 14:32:14
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/CapeCanaveral/4565
My Email:[email protected]
Favorite Combustible: Alcohol (Iso)
Favorite Monty Python Moment: SPAM? SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM AND SPAM.
Comments:
Mmmmmmm. Fire..... Stevie likes fire.
Usula the Damned - 12/11/97 17:20:21
My URL:That information is classified
My Email:Classified Information
Favorite Combustible: small children and artist
Favorite Monty Python Moment: The Cheese Shoppe
Comments:
Where's Mommy!?! You said mommy would be here! I want mommy! I sent mommy on a vacation to heaven, but this isn't heaven! Where did I put that red crayon? Oh, here it is, I put it in Frank the decorator. Red just isn't his colour. Dirty organic! He's gott
n blood all over my blue crayon. Did you know that small dogs combust at high rates of speed. Speaking of speed, WHERE ARE MY DAMNED PILLS?! I GET VERY ANGRY WITHOUT MY PILLS! YOU TOOK THEM DIDN"T YOU! YOU FILTHY LITTLE PLOTTER OF RUIN! I WANT MY TEA! I
EED MY ... oh, there they are. I guess I won't need to declair war on that 3rd world country. DEATH TO ALL ROMAN PIGS! Mommy told me not to touch the pig. TOO GOD DAMNED STINKY MOMMY SAID! WELL I SHOWED THE PRIME MINISTER DIDN'T I! THEY SAID I COULDN'T BE
K INTO 24 SUSEX DRIVE, BUT I DID! THE RCMP ARE NO MATCH FOR ME, I SHOWED THEM TO POWER OF A PLASTIC KNIFE. THAT STUPID BITCH OF A PM'S WIFE SLAMED THE DOOR SHUT! I DIDN'T PREPARE FOR THAT! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Well, enough about me, how are you?
Karma - 12/10/97 13:39:40
Favorite Combustible: chalk
Favorite Monty Python Moment: black knight
Comments:
There is no dog.
Thank you, and have a good night.
Ursula the Damned - 12/09/97 17:20:25
Favorite Combustible: small children
Favorite Monty Python Moment: Mystico and Janet
Comments:
I swear to tell the truth and nothing but the truth, so anyways I said to her, you can't use bean, I mean for one thing the feathers get up your nose and with that cat and all ... THE BELLS! SANCTUARY!!!!
DEATH TO ALL PIG AND HIGLEMANGLES!
The Empress of Darkness - 12/09/97 17:17:18
Favorite Combustible: purple jell-o
Favorite Monty Python Moment: the race for people with no sense of direction
Comments:
..so I said "Coconuts, my dear lady."
Of course, that met with disaster.
Marmosets these days...can't live with them, can't make them stay still long enough to eat their brains.
And of all things, the eggs hatched this morning. We weren't prepared, so we shot the stupid pelican. Birds.
I hate birds. Damn pecking beasts...shoot them all, I say!
Well, FISH! FISH FISH FISH !
Nothing like a good fried mackerel, you know. Of course, you have to kill it first or the neighbours will complain of the noise.
Then there's the coffee beans. They always lead to psychotic tendencies...therapy be damned! I'll kill whoever I want!
Ach-neb-lach-teb - 12/09/97 17:11:02
Favorite Combustible: doll's heads
Favorite Monty Python Moment: attacking the French castle
Comments:
Make some up for me. I'm too busy to write silly little thoughts for insignificant people like yourself.
The Idea Men - 12/09/97 14:50:48
Favorite Combustible: City Dams
Comments:
Mmmmph, mmmmmph mph. Mmmmmmmph, *mmph* mmmmph mmm-mmph MMMMMPH!
The Idea Men - 12/09/97 14:47:14
Favorite Combustible: City Dams
Comments:
Mmmmph, mmmmmph mph. Mmmmmmmph, *mmph* mmmmph mmm-mmph MMMMMPH!
Angel - 12/05/97 23:40:57
Comments:
I almost forgot...
Angel - 12/05/97 23:38:54
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Cavern/5391/home.html
My Email:[email protected]
Favorite Combustible: Other's hair
Favorite Monty Python Moment: Ask my boyfriend about that stuff
Comments:
I must say, this is the kewlest page I've ever seen. Really funny. Unfortuneatly, I'm a pyrophobiac, so as much as I'd like to stay and admire your work, I have to leave before my psychologist makes me.
ashdar - 12/05/97 17:00:50
Favorite Combustible: The Sun
Favorite Monty Python Moment: The Mouse Orchestra
Comments:
This is a story about a man...I'll call him Calvin.
One day, Calvin was walking in downtown St. Marys, when he cam across an old lady with two dogs, carry a Dunny's bag.
Calvin said "Hello.".
The lady said "Eggs are bad."
This frightened Calvin, so he ran away.
Run, Calvin, run!
Then the adrenaline hit him and he had an aneurism and died.
The moral of the story is this: Eggs don't kill people, people kill people.
60/40 - 12/04/97 01:14:19
My Email:[email protected]
Favorite Combustible: Sulphur
Favorite Monty Python Moment: The Knight!
Comments:
Uh ... what's that lotion for burns?
ASMODAI - 12/02/97 13:41:22
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Rampart/4349
My Email:[email protected]
Favorite Combustible: Fissionable Material
Favorite Monty Python Moment: "Clip-clop" in the Holy Grail
Comments:
Good show, good show.
I remember you, from St.
Marys!
Muhahahahahahahahah!
Ha!
Robin - 11/29/97 05:43:31
My URL:http://www.siedschlag.com/robin/rds81.html
My Email:[email protected]
Favorite Combustible: Green
Favorite Monty Python Moment: not sure
Comments:
Hi; I was visitor #35, from What's New Too~ Interesting page...
dysprosium - 11/27/97 15:54:48
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/area51/rampart/9867
My Email:[email protected]
Favorite Combustible: Jell-O
Favorite Monty Python Moment: Death at the Dinner Party
Comments:
Pretty SIGHT, not site! Otherwise a cool page...
Where did you get the background? I'd love it for the drama thing (since we can't upload school files onto the WAN, only the LAN)!
Horace the Horrible - 11/24/97 19:00:49
Favorite Combustible: Human flesh, and dwellings.
Comments:
I've seen your puny little web page! HA!
There's no plundering or pilaging, in fact, there's no mention of conquering at all!
Some people. >8-<
The Tick - 11/24/97 18:56:15
Favorite Combustible: Burning things is wrong!
Comments:
I think your web page is *NEAT*, Arthur, American Maid and I were just "surfing" the web and we came across your page. No web page is useless. As we all strive to stay sane in a world full of increasing technological advances, we need to keep in touch wi
h others, and . . . with ourselves.
Arthur, I need a hug!
Hey, where did everybody go?
Dysprosium - 11/20/97 13:39:55
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Rampart/9867/
My Email:[email protected]
Favorite Combustible: Cheerios
Favorite Monty Python Moment: Life of Brian
Nister - 11/20/97 13:31:39
Favorite Combustible: Becky
Favorite Monty Python Moment: Science Fiction Sketch
Jeff - 11/19/97 04:49:17
My URL:http://www.interlog.com/~jscott
My Email:[email protected]
Favorite Combustible: My dog named greasy. But he's dead now. Do you have a pet?
Favorite Monty Python Moment: I like traffic lights! I like traffic lights! I like traffic lights! I like traffic lights! I like traffic lights! I like traffic lights! I like traffic lights! I like traffic lights! I like traffic lights! I
ike traffic lights! I like traffic lights! I like traffic lights! I like traffic lights! I like traffic lights! I like traffic lights! I like traffic lights! I like traffic lights! I like traffic lights!
Comments:
I want a fisher price vacuum too! Just like the one the slow motion woman had at Reddish Lobster!
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