*THE CHAD BRYANT FAQ*

I. WHO IS CHAD BRYANT AND WHY SHOULD I CARE? 

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1. WHO IS THIS CHAD BRYANT PERSON? 

A: No, you idiot. "Who" was a character created and performed in the World Wrestling Federation by Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart. Sometimes he also appeared at childrens' birthday parties as Yuk-Yuk the Clown. 

2. Okay, who (Not Neidhart - abbreviated n.n.) is Chad Bryant?

A: CHAD BRYANT is a cyberstalker on the Internet. He was born Chadlee Anvil Bryant on May 7th, 1976 in Bakersfield, California to parents whom would later regret that last sip of wine. As if enduring earthquakes and Goldie Hawn movies wasn't bad enough, Chad's mother was so distraught over giving birth to something that resembled a facehugger from "Aliens" that she eventually killed herself when he was only nine years old. Chad claims she died of a tragic illness, but the truth is her son was such a miserable little shit that nine years were just too much for the poor woman. It scarred Chad for life, and eventually led to him becoming a person that not even Stephen King would have written into his works back in King's party days of snorting cocaine and taking a shot of scotch every time the 'T' key became stuck on his typewriter. For lack of a better term, or perhaps a more accurate term, Chad Bryant is a narcissistic sociopath anda pathological liar who lacks empathy and courage and whom constantly runs from his responsibilities in life to himself and others. 

3. Why should I care?

A: You should probably care. Or don't care. Nobody really cares if you care or don't care. No, really. Chad "Chadlee Anvil Bryant" (his given name) Bryant thinks himself a somebody when really he is a nobody in a somebody's body. If this were a Shakespeare play, Chadlee would probably die before Act II in an embarrassing way like getting stabbed in the balls or something. However, reality hasn't stopped him from repeatedly inflating his ego, and you can bet that he thinks highly of himself and sees himself as someone he is not, which in Chad's case is pretty much anything sentient and with a pulse.

4. So...why is this FAQ here, then?

A: Because Chadlee Anvil Bryant has a history of stalking people online, stealing their identities and trying to do some really nasty shit (pardon the language) to them through the Internet--and sometimes off the Internet as well. On different occasions, Chadlee "The Chad" "Chad Bryant" Anvil Bryant has, in no particular order:

• Attempted to get someone kicked out of college
• Attempted to have someone fired from his job
• Bragged about getting his neighbors evicted and / or arrested
• Bragged about getting someone fired from his job
• Made racist posts underneath the names of others through anonymous or semi-anonymous means
• Created lies about others in an attempt to libel them and their families
• Reported at least one (and possibly two) persons to the United States Secret Service as threats to the President (yes, this really happened)
• Made harassing phone calls to a person's place of work
• Made harassing phone calls to a person's residence
• Harassing a college student and his father
• Spam-bombed at least one person's e-mail account
• Spam-bombed a University account, resulting in a campus-wide temporary shut down 
• House sat for a high school teacher, then posted a blog bragging about rifling through her underwear drawer, inviting over a friend to have sex in her bedroom and using her credit card for unauthorized charges
• Stated on 9/11 that America was "reaping what it sowed" after 225 years
• Insulted President Gerald Ford mere moments after the announcement of death
• Fathered a child out of wedlock and refused to pay alimony when confronted by the mother

A few of those aren't exactly "through the Internet" but we can assure you, our lovely reader, that they are all true. This man is a scumbag and seems to have no problem harassing or stalking individuals online or even offline (although due to his cowardice and attempts to hide anonymously, he doesn't take his negative behavior offline much).