Middle name: Jo Jo.

Personality: Devious, underachieving, school-hating, clever.

Known aliases: Rudiger, El Barto.

Abilities: Possesses a huge repertoire of practical jokes and methods of revenge, with antics ranging from vandalism to international fraud. Prank calls to Moe’s Tavern are a specialty.

Discoveries: A comet that nearly destroyed Springfield, Blinky the three-eyed fish.

Idol: Krusty the Clown.

Past loves: Jessica Lovejoy, Laura Powers.

Extracurricular: Sawed off the head of a statue of town founder Jebediah Springfield. Decimated the Australian ecosystem with a bullfrog. Deceived Springfieldians into thinking that a boy named Timmy O’Toole had fallen down one of the town’s wells. Made a mockery of a school weather balloon launch by transforming the balloon into an effigy of Principal Skinner. Blew Agnes Skinner off of the commode by throwing a cherry bomb into a toilet in the boys bathroom. Mistaken for a genius after swapping IQ tests with fourth-grade brain, Martin Prince. Forced to make antifreeze-laced wine on a student exchange trip to France. Caused marital discord by taking pictures of a drunken Homer cavorting with belly-dancer, Princess Kashmir. Lead a war against neighbourhood bully, Nelson Muntz. Enjoyed brief, injurious career as a daredevil. Nearly disowned by his sister after ruining her Thanksgiving centrepiece. Deadlocked with Todd Flanders in a miniature golf tournament. Saved Mr. Burns’s life by donating rare double O-negative blood. Led a rebellion at Kamp Krusty. Helped clear Krusty the Clown’s name and finger Sideshow Bob in a Kwik-E-Mart robbery framing. Became famous on Krusty’s show as the “I didn’t do it” boy. Finked on Krusty to the IRS for tax fraud. Won an elephant in a radio contest. Served a brief stint as Mr. Burns’s heir. Sold his soul to Milhouse for $5.

Funniest Quotes :-

"Dad, I'm kinda edgy right now. I'd appreciate you not coming in my room screaming and brandishing a butcher knife."

"I'll be Gus, the lovable chimney sweep. Clean as a whistle, sharp as a thistle. Best in all West Minster! Yeaa!"

"Eat My Shorts"

"Ayekaramba"

"Cowabunga."

"I wanna see some birds get sucked into the engines... some rare one's!"

"Well in my family, grades aren't important. It's what you learn that counts"

"There's only one thing to do at a moment like this, strut!"

"Lisa, certain differences, rivalries if you will have come between us. I thought we could talk it over like civilized people but insteadI just ripped the head of Mr Hunny Bunny."

"Ive been scorched by Krusty before. I got a rapid heartbeat from his Krusty brand vitamins, my Krusty calculator didnt have a seven or eight, and Krusties autobiography was self-serving with many glaring omissions. But this time, he's gone too far!"

"Well... Your damned if you do and you're damned if you dont."

"KWYJIBO - A big dumb balding, north American ape, with no chin"

"I'm Bart Simpson, who the Hell are you?"

"Don't have a cow, man."

"I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, there's no way you can prove anything!"

"Well, you're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't."

"What if you're a really good person, but you get into a really, really bad fight and your leg gets gangrene and it has to be amputated. Will it be waiting for you in heaven?"

"I don't know! I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again!"

"Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun."

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