Alice and Trixie's Fareetayul

Two fat rats put their, um, brains together and came up with this...lovely...sort of thing.

Trixie: Once upon time, was beautiful Trixie rat.

Alice: Alice rat.

Trixie: Trixie rat.

Alice: ALICE RAT!

Trixie: Fine. Was Trixie AND Alice rat.

Alice: Damn straight.

Trixie: Anyway, rats lived in forest.

Forest of cheese.

Mmm cheese.

Alice: Like much cheese.

*Pause*

Alice: Rats'es mommy send rats with basket of three little pigs up beanstalk.

Trixie: And beanstalk chops down giant and lays a goldy egg.

Alice: Egg hatch into Sleeping Beauty, who is real name of Dr. Phil.

Trixie: Him a loudness.

Alice: And then loud Phil-ness climb up Alice rat hair, and Trixie hair, me guess too.

Trixie: And then, and then, and then...

*Pause*

Alice: And then?

Trixie: Forgots. Was thinking about Scooby Snacks. Pizza ones.

Alice: Mmm pizza ones.

*Pause*

Trixie: Oh! Then mommy of the ratses say "have to have medicine" and "ooh brave is you sausage animals Trixie and Alice" and then they went home the ends part.

Alice: That a lot you forget then remember.

Trixie: Me know. Was making up. Except for sausage animals part.

Alice: Mmm sausage.

Trixie: Mmm.


The Ends Part.

Dedicated to the memory of Alice (2002-2004)

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