Alice and Trixie's Fareetayul |
Trixie: Once upon time, was beautiful Trixie rat.
Alice: Alice rat.
Trixie: Trixie rat.
Alice: ALICE RAT!
Trixie: Fine. Was Trixie AND Alice rat.
Alice: Damn straight.
Trixie: Anyway, rats lived in forest.
Forest of cheese.
Mmm cheese.
Alice: Like much cheese.
*Pause*
Alice: Rats'es mommy send rats with basket of three little pigs up beanstalk.
Trixie: And beanstalk chops down giant and lays a goldy egg.
Alice: Egg hatch into Sleeping Beauty, who is real name of Dr. Phil.
Trixie: Him a loudness.
Alice: And then loud Phil-ness climb up Alice rat hair, and Trixie hair, me guess too.
Trixie: And then, and then, and then...
*Pause*
Alice: And then?
Trixie: Forgots. Was thinking about Scooby Snacks. Pizza ones.
Alice: Mmm pizza ones.
*Pause*
Trixie: Oh! Then mommy of the ratses say "have to have medicine" and "ooh brave is you sausage animals Trixie and Alice" and then they went home the ends part.
Alice: That a lot you forget then remember.
Trixie: Me know. Was making up. Except for sausage animals part.
Alice: Mmm sausage.
Trixie: Mmm.