Hear YE..Hear YE!!!
JUDGE SHADETREE
Has Important News
For All Americans.
Be very careful
On Oct.28th.
Don't go to the bathroom
On October 28th.
CIA intelligence reports
That a major plot is
Planned for that day.
Anyone who takes a poop
On the 28th will be
Bitten on the butt
By an alligator.
Reports indicate that
Organized groups of
Alligators are planning
To rise up into unsuspecting
American's toilet bowls
And bite them when they
Are doing their dirty business.
Shade and Angel want
You all to know this
Infomation is true
Because, we got it
From a reliable source.
It came from a friend of
A friend whose cousin
Is dating this girl
Whose brother knows
This guy whose wife
Knows this lady
Whose husband buys hotdogs
From this guy who knows
A shoeshine guy who
Shines the shoes of
A mailroom worker who
Has a friend who's
Drug Dealer sells
Drugs to another
Mailroom Worker who works
In the CIA building.
He apparently overheard
Two guys talking in the
Bathroom about alligators
And came to the conclusion
That we are going to be attacked.
So it must be true.
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