| INDIANA CRITIC IN THE LAST CHARADE |
| Dear Indy, You know, old boy, we haven't had any recent additions to the museum lately. I am very fond of the idea of owning rare collectibles, especially those jewels thought to be only myth. Well we're in luck, old boy! Remember when we first met? Yes, the time when you foiled that bad chap Nugget Digger's plans to use the ancient Shard of the Jedi Crystal for evil. Well since then every shard of that crystal has been lost. I've just received a tip that The Last Shard still exists! We can find it on Tatooine. I insist that we depart for the desert world at once, and I won't take no for an answer! This will be a grand adventure, old boy, perhaps the best we've had yet! Your chum, Marcus |
| Indy's Response: Marcus- Me luv avenncher and trehsur and Last Charade so me want leeve for tatooine right away. me no member time we met, must not bee importennt day. you smell like rotton clouds, Indy Critic |
| We at SGF have carefully examined this email and have decided that we may have to make a final episode of Indiana Critic, called The Last Charade. It may prove to be SGF's second-best movie ever. |