Och Ne Vu is a small background character of SGF who has appeared in one commercial, advertising for his how-tu-speaka-frencha CD. He was born in the Hoh Hoh Hoh System, where everyone speaks Basic (English) with a French accent.
Ochnevu has one brother named Frenchie Toast, who has not appeared until recently, on the newly reformed news in The Scarier than Scarier than Scary Movie. His brother was killed on the first movie he appeared on, along with the rest of the members of the news team.
After he was born, Och Ne Vu and his brother both moved away to two different planets. Their parents were both killed by their pet Wamp Rats, because they stopped feeding them. Och Ne Vu started his own business on teaching people how to speak his own screwed up version of French. I don't know who in the galaxy speaks French, but his CD has become quite popular since his first commercial which was so boring that it was removed from the air. He is currently filming his next commercial which is not ready to be aired. He is living in a beach shack right now, making more mindless CDs. |
