| The Critics are the two funny-looking guys who rate all of SGF's movies on a thumb scale of zero to two. Of course, all of SGF's movies have received two thumbs up from both of The Critics. There are two critics: Critic #1 and Critic #2. Critic #1 is very organized and well mannered. He has a big nose with a mustache that he has to hold on his face. He sometimes gets very dull, and that's where his counterpart comes in. Critic #2 is a very interesting character. He can't count, so he says that a movie gets two thumbs up while only holding one thumb up. He speak like this, and he smell like sticky poo. He can always be found doing something interesting, whether it's eating a toy or picking his nose. He sometimes gets hit by Critic #1 for having a very ugly face. Both of The Critics have had important roles in the Indiana Critic films. Critic #1 portrays the character of Marcus Critic while Critic #2 takes the lead role as Indiana Critic himself. The Critics have contributed more than their share to the wonderful galaxy of SGF. |