| The Pimple Man, a.k.a. the Pimple dude, a.k.a. the Pimple Guy has appeared in Indiana Critic in the Pimple of Doom, and died. It was his first and last movie. I guess, if you really want to read about this...this...guy, I'll tell you. The Pimple Man was born on the planet Tatooine. He grew up and worked in the Greasy Greasy Oasis Place restaraunt. All of the other workers there envied him. But one day, he did something wrong. He was serving strange, super greasy food, when a dug ran across the floor and tripped him. He fell, with the strange, super greasy food, and his face went straight into it. He never got all that strange grease off, and eventually forgot about it. He moved to the planet Zildjian, (not the cymbal company) and then moved again. One day, a pimple popped up on his face. He ignored it and hope it'd go away. But it didn't. He tried everything. But the pimple was permanantly part of him. It grew until it was the size of a ball of play-dough, and began to take over him. He became incredibly evil, and built his own "Pimple Temple". He lived there for years, planning to take over the galaxy. Eventually he met a hero named Indiana Critic, and ended up killing Remo and getting killed by Indiana Critic in the big ending of The Pimple of Doom. The only way he will ever be seen again is if he comes back for some fake awards movie or something. But why would SGF ever do something like that . . .? |
| THE PIMPLE MAN |