Moneycredit has always had a thing for Wampa. James Wampa. IT bothers him day and night, asking Wampa to go on dates. Wampa continually refuses, because, well, he's normal, but Moneycredit doesn't give up. It considers every time Wampa comes to the office a date, and Wampa considers it work.
Moneycredit was built by a very lonely guy, named Mr. Hobo, who lived in a large cave hidden on the icy world of Hoth. It was a modified battledroid, stolen from the Trade Federation. Eventually, Mr. Hobo died of frostbite. Moneycredit became lonely now, and looked off on the horizon at the large outlines of big hairy Wampa Ice Creatures, wishing it could be as happy as them. After a year of hopelessness, Moneycredit heard a strange droning, humming noise coming from near its cave. It looked outside, and noticed a probe droid searching for things. Assuming the probe droid was looking for IT, Moneycredit ran out and grabbed the probe droid's leg. It and the Probe Driod got together, and moved to Coruscant, and were engaged when it was offered a job with RI-6. It dumped the droid and took the job. Then it met Wampa. Its life improved greatly, and Wampa, well, he became a little depressed. The last place we have seen Moneycredit is in its office, oustide of M's, bugging Wampa in James Wampa: Metalfinger. |