| M A R K |
| Mark belongs to the Warfidoodalintianicus species, a species that is almost identical to humans, except they have more abilities and their long, floppy ears look like socks. Don't be mislead- they may look like cheap costume props, but they're not socks- they really are their ears. Mark was born on Alderaan, and raised on Coruscant. He grew up at the Jedi Temple and learned about the Force. After many years he became a Jedi Master. He took on training a young padawan by the name of Mauron. They trained every day and each learned from the other. They developed a fine bond, and that's when Mark noticed that Mauron was hateful. All of the other young Padawans called him a moron. Before Mark could comfort him, Mauron turned to the Dark Side. He fled from the Temple and his Master, and wasn't seen by another Jedi for a long time. Mark was injured by this broken bond between he and his Padawan. The Jedi Council suggested that he wait for his wounds to heal before he began to teach another Padawan. Mark felt differently. He felt that taking on a new apprentice would fill the gap that Maraun had left in his life. The Council approved his plan, and he began to teach his new Padawan, Smeadal. They went around the galaxy saving people and fighting. It was the life of a Jedi for them. But one day they were walking when Smeadal saw some papers lying on the ground. Mark read them, and discovered that they were blueprints for a special type of lightsaber- one that had two blades and could turn the user invisible. The papers were destroyed, but the blueprints were burned into Mark's mind. Smeadal got angry at him, thinking Mark was trying to keep the blueprints to himself. Mark tried to stop him, but Smeadal was letting the Dark Side take over him. They fought and Smeadal turned into "Gorrum". He ran off. Mark returned to the Jedi Council and was sent out again to rescue prisoners from a group of thugs called Orks. He went with 5 other Jedi to the prison facility. When they got there, Mauron, Mark's old Padawan, revealed that he was the first Sith and the leader of the Orks. He easily captured them. He turned the 5 other Jedi into Bladewraths, and took Mark aside. He forced Mark to reveal the blueprints for the double-bladed lightsaber to him. After torturing it out of him, the double-bladed saber was constructed. Mark was eventually liberated from the prison, getting the lightsaber too, and went on a quest with The Fellowship to destroy the Blades. After a long hard journey, full of death and sadness, the Blades... well, we can't tell you if they were destroyed or not, or we'd ruin the movie. Sorry, the story's longer than that. Now for the part that those of you would remember if you've seen the Indiana Critic movies. Mark moved to Tatooine, where he became a merchant selling death sticks in an underground business. He was about to be caught so he fled to Naboo, where he decided his Jedi days were pretty much over. He created his own hotel chain on the planet, (which, by the way, had a five-moon rating) and after that, he got bored. So he dug a huge hole in the ground, moved in, and covered the top back up. He lived for a few more years. On the last day of his life, he was greeted by a very ugly and adventurous archeologist, named Indiana Critic, and his friend Marcus Critic. They asked him to build another double-bladed lightsaber, because they heard the rumors, not knowing of his past, and he actually did. Before he could finish putting on the second blade, the whole cave was invaded by the Not-Z army, who were chasing after the two architects. All three of them were captured, including Mark, and were taken outside. In Mark's final scene he would ever appear in, he killed the Not-Z general during an intense lightsaber duel, which, now that I think about it, only lasted less than 30 seconds, and then, well, tragically, Mark had a heart attack right on the spot. He keeled over and died. That ends the long tragic story of Mark Swart Floogles the 30th, who was born a Jedi and died a...thing. |
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