| Jabba the Hutt is a well-known being in the Star Wars Universe, mostly because of his ruthlessness. However, he isn't so cruel in SGF films. Jabba recieved word about The Race, which was going to occur in a few days. The large Hutt decided to generously sponser it, and he donated three thousand credits to fund Tatooine's most entertaining event. This money led to the purchase of two large stands that were installed near the starting line. In doing this, Jabba allowed over TWENTY more spectators to watch the event. On the day of The Race, Jabba gave the starting signal by counting down from three to one, and then yelling GO!!! Jabba was highly entertained by this event for the first two hours. He watched people get themselves into a lot of trouble, watched some strange creatures buy drinks from the outside cantina, and watched his beautiful slaves. He even ate a camera when it zoomed too close to him (the footage was soon safely recovered). But after everyone but Jekk Porkins had crashed or died (sometimes both) he grew tired and fell asleep. He woke up after a bit of snoring and congratulated the winner, Jekk Porkins, and then fell asleep again. His gamorrean guards had to carry the sleepy Hutt all the way back to his palace. Many months passed by as Jabba remained entertained by the denizens of his palace. One day he spotted a new creature in his palace. He was holding a roll of Bounty paper towels. Jabba called the creature forward and found out that he was a troll, and his name was Crazy Troll. He was a Bounty hunter. Jabba hired Crazy Troll on as a full-time bodyguard. Soon after Jabba decided to take over the galaxy. He had a new lair constructed for him and he hid himself there, along with several henchmen. He began to stockpile the cure syrum for Pinkeye, and was planning to doom the galaxy to helplessly suffer from the disease until they gave in to Jabba's rule. It was a brilliant plan. It was a cunning plan. James Wampa ruined the plan. The secret agent from R-I6 had come down with the Pinkeye disease a day before. 00Wampa decided to get the syrum from Jabba and stop the crime lord's plans. Jabba sent Crazy Troll after the agent. After a stunning fight, Crazy Troll was knocked out. Wampa persuaded Jabba to negotiate over the syrum. As the negotiations occured, Crazy Troll came back and attacked 00Wampa once again. This time Wampa stabbed Crazy Troll with a very large sword that came out of nowhere, and one of Jabba's best bodyguards was no more. Wampa took away Jabba's syrum and destroyed Jabba's new lair. Since then, Jabba the Hutt has silently sat in a dark corner of his palace, not speaking, not breathing, NOT EATING! Some say that he is dead, but those are the young and naive. Jabba's regulars know that he is sitting there, thinking. One day he may just think up another brilliant plan that he can profit from. Until then, he will remain in this state of inaction, and the number of those who belive him to be dead will greatly increase. But mark my words: Jabba WILL return . . . |
