| The Farting Gungan, as he is known in SGF movies, lead a peaceful life on Naboo. He lived in the underwater city of Otoh Ungua for thirty years. A few days after his thirtieth birthday he had his midlife crisis (some Gungans die at an early age). He wanted to feel young again. He wanted to do something daring. Exciting. So he went to the High Council in Otoh Gunga and asked them for some help. Boss Nass suggested that he go to The Race, a galaxywide-known race held on Tatooine, that was going to take place in four days. It sounded like the perfect thing to do. So The Farting Gungan caught the first shuttle from Naboo to Tatooine. The shuttle had many free delicacies for its passengers, and the poor gungan was starving, so he ate a lot of the homemade slosh and drank a lot of Corellian Pepsi. The shuttle arrived on the desert world just in time. The gungan rented a Fambaa, a large creature imported from Naboo, and rode it out to The Race's stadium. He found a great spot to park. It was right beside the balcony holding the senators, supreme chancellor, princesses, and queens. The Race began at Jabba the Hutt's bellow, and The Farting Gungan's midlife crisis was resolved in an instant. The Race was very exciting. There were many crashes and explosions. The crowd was energetic and loud. Camera droids zoomed around everywhere getting shots from every angle. Suddenly a camera zoomed in on the gungan's Fambaa's rear end . . . Those delicacies that the gungan ate on the shuttle finally caught up to him as the camera got closer to him, and he couldn't hold it in any longer. He farted. Not just a short, quiet fart. It was long, loud, and smelly. He thought that maybe the viewers might think it was his Fambaa. But no, everybody knew. It was the gungan, it had to be the gungan! And so he became known to the galaxy as The Farting Gungan. One day after The Race ended The Farting Gungan returned his Fambaa and boarded the shuttle to Naboo. He made sure not to eat any of the shuttle's delicacies this time, so that maybe his fellow gungan's wouldn't call him by his new name. He returned to Otoh Ungua. As he entered through the city's bubble walls, every citizen of the city greeted him-"The Farting Gungan's back!!!" They all had watched the race over the holonet in the common's chamber of the city. The Farting Gungan felt horrified, but he saw some comedy in this name, and how it occured. Since then, he has accepted his name, and has proudly shared with everyone that he farted on the holonet. He is a hero to many now. |