| A Piece of Toast popped out of the toaster one day and decided to host the very first SGF Show. He did a fine job, considering that he has no arms or legs, and his face is drawn on him with a permanent marker. He showed his mean side, though, when Sam started to suck. A Piece of Toast made Sam run on a treadmill, speed 10 mph, for five hours. Sam was dead afterwards, but A Piece of Toast thought it was a just punishment for sucking. He's really a very nice toast. Really. Maybe we'll all see him again on the next SGF Show, if he doesn't get eaten first. |