INDULGENCE
Know ye that by the infinite merits and mercy of the
Divine Chuck, Grand Master Annihilus, Living Avatar of Tolometh, the God of
Licentiousness and Human Degradation, whose Cloak of Shame covers all Humanity,
that all of your sins, be they in thought, word or deed, in forms corporal or
incorporeal, against any being, be that being human or spiritual, be they
committed in the light or the dark, in the past, present or future, are hearby
totally and unconditionally forgiven.
Therefore, secure in the knowledge of this mighty
Grace, go thou forth and sin mightily that forgiveness may abound to your
further merit and good rebirth.
Granted this day at the Synod Horrenda by the Sense
Wizards