A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he
stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her
and says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come with
me running through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much
better!" The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it
and goes off running with the rabbit.
Then they come across an elephant doing coke, so the rabbit
again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about
your health. Come running with us through the pretty forest,
you'll see, you'll feel so good!"
The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all,
then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.
The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up
heroin... "Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your
health! Come running with us through the sunny forest, you will
feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and
starts to beat the shit out of the little rabbit.
As the giraffe and elephant watch in horror, they look at him and
ask, "Lion, why did you do this? He was merely trying to help us
all !"
The lion answers, "That idiot makes me run around the forest
for hours every time he's on ecstasy!!"
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