One day there was a guy who was driving to a nearby town. He was in a
hurry, so he took a back road to get there faster, when all of a sudden his
car broke down. A nearby farmer saw him stranded so he invited him to stay
the night. He said, "The only bed I have that you can sleep in is with my
daughter, but if I catch you fooling around with her I'll shoot you".
"To make sure that you don't I'm going to put some eggs between both of
you and if they are broken in the morning then you are going to die".
So the guy agreed. In the middle of the night the girl wanted to get it on
so they did. In the middle of the skirmish they broke all of the eggs. The
guy didn't want to get shot so he cleaned up the mess and glued the egg
shells back together.
In the morning the farmer came into his daughter's room and found that all
of the eggs were still intact. The farmer was so happy that he invited the
guy to have breakfast with him. So he gathered up all of the eggs and took
them to the kitchen. He cracked the first one open and nothing was inside
it. He cracked the second one and still nothing and so on. When he found
out that all of them had nothing in them he grabbed his shotgun and ran
outside.
He opened the chicken shed door and yelled out ...
"ALLRIGHT, WHICH ONE OF YOU ROOSTERS HAS BEEN USING CONDOMS?!?"
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