An Interview With "The Nation's Sensation" Shawn Summers
SWA.COM: How does it feel to finally claim the SWA World Title as your own?
Shawn Summers: How's it feel? It feels like it was a long time coming, that's how it feels. Did you know, before I earned my title shot a month ago, the last title shot was my second match here in the SWA... my second match and it was against Payne... so ya it's been a long time coming but I'm wearin the gold now, so in your face SWA.
SWA.COM: What are your plans for the future?
Shawn Summers: Well let's see how does the only two time undefeated champion sound to you? You look a little puzzled there slick, let me explain see last year I was the Intercity champion, did I lose that title in the ring? Nope. Now from the rumours I've been hearing, seems to be that the �Powers That Be� are closing the door on the SWA this year, so it seems pretty simple to me I just have to get through November to Remember and I go down in SWA history as the only undefeated two time champion this place has ever had. Sounds like a good future to me!
SWA.COM: Who has been your toughest opponent?
Shawn Summers: Well here we go, some real questions now, if anyone answers this question any differently, they'd be filling you full of dung. Payne, biggest hardest hitting guy I've ever seen. Hell I'm still trying to figure out how the hell I got home after our last match.
SWA.COM: What are your thoughts on The Giant Killa becoming "Diamond" Bill Wilson?
Shawn Summers: Simple: one of the greatest from the ring has moved on to be the greatest managerial minds around. If it wasn't for seeing him in those really tight trunks, I'd probably have him managing me right now. Look what he has done for the new Giant Killa... Intercity champ in like three outings. Can't argue with success (Summers pats his title and smirks)� Right?
SWA.COM: How is business as your cafe, Alternate Grounds?
Shawn Summers: Just like everything else I have a hand in, it's gold. This guy right here (Summers points to himself) sells, I put @$$es in the seats no matter where I go.
SWA.COM: How would you rate yourself as a champion?
Shawn Summers: You tell me, if you went out and beat two guys the calibre of Reck and Kage, two guys that know each other better then they know themselves. You were stuck clearly behind the eight ball, being the shark in that match, only able to score pin falls on the outside of the ring, and you beat those kind of odds, just how would you rate yourself?
SWA.COM: Well I would...
Shawn Summers: You shut up! We call those rhetorical questions, that means no one is clicking this link to hear your opinion, so I'll give you the answer, how do I rate myself as Champ? Two rungs above anyone else who has ever held this title.
SWA.COM: Who has been your favourite opponent?
Shawn Summers: I never get sick of beating Tool, but I'd have to say, if Johnny Vegas could find himself as he was when we were deep into our feud two seasons ago, I probably wouldn't mind one more round of a Bowery Death Match. It hurt like hell for the entire off season, but can't say we didn't tear the house down!
SWA.COM: Let�s move on to some word association now.
Shawn Summers: Shoot.
SWA.COM: "Diamond" Bill Wilson?
Shawn Summers: Stick to the cowboy hat and leave the little green tights for the ladies. SWA's greatest manager.
SWA.COM: Lethal?
Shawn Summers: Huh, I've said it before the second best super kick in the business. I'll be seeing him before the season is up, whether he likes it or not. Rumour has it he may ignore his suspension' but he won't be stealing my thunder on my first Rage as champion!
SWA.COM: Kage?
Shawn Summers: Firecracker! That guy can go, just happen to be in the wrong place at Unglued.
SWA.COM: Reck?
Shawn Summers: One step behind... one really big step behind the champ. I'm gonna have to get Hardcore to prove it to him.
SWA.COM: Tool?
Shawn Summers: I think he left because his woman was eyeing me up...maybe he should switch back to guys.
SWA.COM: Ry-Dogg?
Shawn Summers: As long as he doesn't go on the rug or hump my leg, I got no problem with him. If he thinks he wants to go a round with me I'll just break out the rolled up news paper and swat him on the nose.
SWA.COM: Big Kev?
Shawn Summers: He is the future, but he has got some big shoes to fill.
SWA.COM: Payne?
Shawn Summers: Those are the big shoes. He'll teach you the hard way to suck it up and play hard.
SWA.COM: Nelson 999?
Shawn Summers: I beat that creepy dude. I was gonna be him for halloween... damn copyright infringement laws.
SWA.COM: Johnny Vegas?
Shawn Summers: Biggest feud to date. I'll give him his props now, but if he thinks he can still go with me again, he'll be the one laid up with a broken back.
SWA.COM: Any last words before we let you go?
Shawn Summers: Of course I do, I always do, Reck, your p!$$ing and moaning about how you were scewed, out numbered, all excuses, Reck, all you need to do is tell people is you got beat by the Nations Sensation! Hell it happens to everybody, most would consider it a badge of honour! Your just gonna have to deal with the fact that the title is now where it should have been all along. The SWA now has a Champion they can respect, a champion they can rely on, and a champion they can understand. Not some half baked mental case that thinks because he can eat two bags of doritos, swig back a three litres of Gatorade and grow his hair real long that he makes a great champion! The fans weren't laughing with you Reck, they were laughing at you. It's time the SWA had something to be proud of... and here I am.
SWA.COM: Thanks for your time Mr.Summers!
Shawn Summers: Don't thank me' just give me my cheque cause I got better things to do.
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