| The Soma Rumours!! |
| Here are the some rumours currently floating around about Soma some of which are true some of which are completely unfounded. |
| Soma are devout supporters of Scunthorpe United Soma eat a strict diet of scallops Some were bred in canisters Soma play benifit gigs for war torn carrots Soma are an underground militant organization Soma are rubbish Soma are brilliant Soma watch channel 4 Soma have never seen toast Soma are a brass band Soma wear trousers Soma spend an hour each day looking at kilts Soma are signed to club records Soma worship the armadillo God Soma are pirates Soma drink fluids Soma are sponsered by New Zealanders Soma maintain their youthful looks by living in bags Soma breath syrup Soma frequent Bonds venue bar Soma sleep near sand Soma have a manager made out of potatoes Soma were killed in an inccident involving women Some have eyebrows Soma listen to Radio 2 Soma were discovered in a bin outside kwicksave Soma like to chop and change Soma are a covers band from Dalkieth Soma use marrows for extra leaverage Soma formed by mistake Soma have lesbian tendansies Soma are scared of fruit Soma are pensioners |